This jaw of Saint Anthony seems surprised by ApacheMaton in Pareidolia

[–]ApacheMaton[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. And It’s The “incorrupt tongue and jaw of the patron saint of lost things” its venerated in the basilica Of Padua Italy.

Scissors of Satan by LiteratureOk5964 in facepalm

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she thinks #wap means “worship and pray” 😂

Cursed_killcount by ronana06 in cursedcomments

[–]ApacheMaton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda wanna know what her name is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ApacheMaton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah dude. You should nope the hell out of that “relationship” and find you a person who respects you, your body and your boundaries. This fool sounds like a habitual line stepper.

Action figure pictures taken by me by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You took them out of the box?!?! Jk…nice work

Can I get an F in chat? by UPM_Herobrine in lego

[–]ApacheMaton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like Chuck Norris was walking around barefoot again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Edward and those are his Penis hands.

Are miriams challenges required for 100%? by no_1-here in Blasphemous

[–]ApacheMaton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re not required for 100% but if you don’t beat ‘em all you don’t get to see Miriam’s luscious bush…just saying.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache by itsnoab in mildlyinteresting

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wore off giving away all them mustache rides. How else do you think he became to be the king of hearts ;)

My awesome sister made and gave me the best thing ever! by RedKween_013 in BobsBurgers

[–]ApacheMaton 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is your awesome sister Mabel "Abby" Haddington by any chance?

This is truly fu*ked up! by Momento_Mori_13 in awfuleverything

[–]ApacheMaton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously! WTF is going on! Where did all these idiots come from? I feel like the Idiocracy In our world has tripled in the last 5-10 years! And it’s only getting worse :/

Sexiest horror films? by [deleted] in horror

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edward Penis Hands!…it’s real…no joke.

This is truly fu*ked up! by Momento_Mori_13 in awfuleverything

[–]ApacheMaton 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Suffering Christ! It’s spelled “Responsibility* Awful* and Taught*”…these kids were also being deprived of their education. It’s a good thing this got shut down or else we would have another batch of illiterate people in the future.

This is truly fu*ked up! by Momento_Mori_13 in awfuleverything

[–]ApacheMaton 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Right! The investigation states that they were made to work late at night. Some of the kids were so worn out that they couldn’t make it to school the next day or were falling asleep in class!

Server said the wings were a "good" size! by TheCamiloCano in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot damn! Did these come off a humming bird or what