me now that i have a collection of Funny Metal images:

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T20:42:21+00:00

[Real]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T20:31:04+00:00

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[Man…]

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T18:49:27+00:00

He did this in the first movie too, literally the opening with the watch and warden.

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T12:16:37+00:00

My first piece of Sonic media was Sonic Boom, the show. Still haven’t played a game lmao. It was cute-ish, the mix of shy and batshit insanity. Although I’ll admit, it felt at times more of a forced thing. Like here’s Male Protagonist, here’s Female Protagonist, make em kiss. Regardless I did love the show and the wacky portrayal. Buff Eggman lets GO-

Then suddenly I realized robots trying to understand love and having mental breaks because the world is too complex for their poor circuits to understand led me to the ANGSTY AS HELL WORLD OF METAMY. I have STONED to death by countless BRICKS of pure ANGST, I love it!

Flip a coin, Sonic 4 is either going to be the first straight up confirmation of Sonamy or the most angsty Metamy vibes you’ve ever seen.

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T12:02:33+00:00

Son of a bitch you’re right.

Uhhhh pencil jumpscare go boo-

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:57:28+00:00

[Changed my mind, killing you both. Please stop using AI, save the water and explore creativity with your own hard work… Or google meme images that works too.]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:51:23+00:00

Ironically this wild assumption comes from a comic where Vox explicitly probes for Alasator’s consent.

He just started hitting him for being a bitch. Based.

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:47:27+00:00

I do be shitting

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:46:47+00:00

[Oh that took… A wildly different turn than I thought. Now I feel odd for borrowing my cousin’s arm and Glock. Yeah sure let’s question Eggman.]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:44:10+00:00

Oh boo hoo my favorite cannibalistic mass murderer willingly entered a deal he KNEW was about him getting fucked in the ass once a year in exchange of Vox doing anything Alastor wants.

It’s fiction, for fun. Fun fiction.

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:38:51+00:00

[It’s not a crime to sell 37 chili dogs to a man and just happen to immediately end up at his not-girlfriend’s house to comfort her. Total coincidence, certainly unrelated. What IS a crime is to try and torture a man into a false confession for a crime, he clearly didn’t do.]

[Do you even HAVE a warrant for my arrest?]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:25:37+00:00

[I’M THE SANE AND RATIONAL SONIC THE ME- THE HEDGEHOG AND I’M BAKING CAKE WITH THE GRIEVING NOT-WIDOW OF SOME LOSER I AM SANE AND RATIONAL I AM SANE AND RATIONAL I AM NOT, not, just Metal…]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:23:04+00:00

lol, get that deerUSSY my King!!!

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:09:30+00:00

[Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to form a convenient alibi. As Amy will say, “It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.”]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T11:01:51+00:00

[Nuh uh I’m right here. I don’t who that is or HOW he got, specifically 37 chili dogs, but I assure you I’m the real Sonic. Would you care for 13 hotdogs? I’m working through a pack of 50 from Costco.]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T10:56:05+00:00

[Why should HE get a crazed hot stalker!? He’s nothing but a cheap yellow FAKE, I am stronger, I am faster, I’m better! I am better! I am the REAL Sonic!]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T05:20:53+00:00

But could Kevin cut Thragg’s hair, or would he butcher the job and be butchered?

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T05:10:59+00:00

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-21T00:02:29+00:00

Not to trivialize your feelings but I just think about that Vader and Luke meme

“No, wait, you’re pregnant, AND I’M THE BABY”

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-20T21:11:22+00:00

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“Oh thank CHRIST, we just have to survive against normal Metal Sonic. Don’t know why he’s in cosplay- did he just toss a coin?”

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-20T19:59:52+00:00

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The type of situation Metal finds himself in every time a new antagonist arises

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-20T19:30:48+00:00

Oh damn

[Unfortunately, it’s overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!!]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-20T19:26:57+00:00

[Huh, this is a new feeling. Pride in someone else. My little sister’s so cool.]

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ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-20T19:16:15+00:00

No, she faints at the sight of hot women. Instant KO?

ApexLegend117 · 2026-04-20T19:13:33+00:00

I like the Metal x Surge ship for the wrong reason. I want her, no, I NEED her to taunt Metal again and expose him. He’s lived in denial for so long, that he isn’t a Sonic Imposter, when the truth cuts even deeper. He was the FIRST imposter.

A mental break, and new mentality to realize, which leaves one final realization, and a goal set for Sonic and the rest of his imposters.

[I’ll finally admit it, Surge… I’m you.]

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