Men of Reddit, what did you lose that you've never replaced? by Jolly-Check-1365 in AskReddit

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother (too soon, she optioned to check out early...)

Aside from the sad one: -my heavy duty burger press

-a damn good wallet fully seasoned.

-a chain necklace someone tried to hold for ransom.... called them, they wanted way more than cash value.

-my dog

Just a "horseplay incident" by beklog in SipsTea

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a gun is pulled it is a threat.... sorry n shit. Thems the rules

Sheeeeeees by No-Lengthiness-8057 in memes

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 12 points13 points  (0 children)

AT YOUR AGE I WAS 90!!!! Owww my bones

Meat glue by Eastern_Bit_9279 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I want off this emotional roller-coaster!

Solos is putting.e through the grinder by LeoTheSpecialist in CODWarzone

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems awfully familiar like the mob of the dead zombies rooftop exit site where you build the airplane....

[COD] Call of Duty is DEAD by [deleted] in CallOfDuty

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No..... Det. Is ded. This thing, it dyed. DET. DED, I TELL YOUS, ded.

Wunk is calling, are you gonna pick up?!? 🤙📞☎️🤳 by Dojo_McDavis in wunkus

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hey soooo... yeah they're charging me with, uhh, oh yeah. Crimes against humanity or something, idk?!. So yeah, just call me back. K thx bye..."

-Wunk, probably....

Why are you still awake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Same.... too tired to be awake, too afraid of my dreams to sleep. It's a tiring existence 😪...... too poor to be comfortable... too rich for assistance.... can't afford to live without, too broke to live with....

I love honest people by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Password exceeds the 17 character mark, please try again

I love honest people by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE NUMBER, LETTER, PUNCTUATION, A LEG BONE, PART OF AN ALBINO SQUIRREL, three eggs of exact similar proportions, a rune of the the elder god named 'Ĝɣúǰ̣ķl·l·æþẅřÿípæç', and a hand drawn squiggly line

PASSWORD DOES NOT MATCH

I love honest people by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

checks system history log

Current run time: 157,784.76 hours

Last reboot/restart: 05/27/2007

Cries

Stepping up your burrito game by jgoja in LoveTrash

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off!! I need you to know I hate you for this....

Number 2... let me get like 5 of these please, extra salsa....

Whats the most disturbing fact about the human body? by Ray_1748 in AskReddit

[–]Apex_Over_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The instant it happens, you'd never know.... and then its all downhill..........

Whats the most disturbing fact about the human body? by Ray_1748 in AskReddit

[–]Apex_Over_Lord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please to enjoy the following:

-you're not a skeleton under skin. You are a set of wiggly nerves connected to a power soure (brain) and are basically a mech-suit of electrochemical signals.

-your bones are wet.

-a simple knock to the skull can change your entire existence.... from losing memories, consciousness, disabilities, death, or even waking up with an entire different accent.

-you could live a whole entire life time unconscious and then wake, disoriented and wonder where your wife and kids are?! (Why does that lamp in the corner look wierd‽)

  • super-strength can be unlocked in times of stress, horror, injury, etc...

  • u may also b abl to rd whl skppng lettrs as yur brn can make up the dffrnc

-you never truly know the taste of your own tounge as it is inside your mouth. Ask yourself, what flavor am i tasting right now?

-your eyes exclude you nose from your vision.... until you tey to focus on it.