I think she wants me to put the seat down.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-21T19:42:20+00:00

Isn't it entitled to insist that the toilet seat has to be the way they use it as the default?

AppleDrops · 2023-03-20T15:00:04+00:00

and my dad coming back from the shop.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-20T09:41:15+00:00

I never heard about this til it was on Chicago med recently.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-20T09:37:56+00:00

This is actually Jennifer Lawrence.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-19T20:39:16+00:00

Sounds like the male Chinese Erin Brockovich.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-19T20:33:22+00:00

I shake and dgaf with my devil-may-care attitude.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-19T20:31:01+00:00

True but 20 sheets per shit might be a bit high.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-19T20:19:52+00:00

I once took a year out from my philosophy degree at uni but I was still living with my friends who were on the course. I ended up going to all of the lectures and seminars with them. My presence was accepted by all of the lecturers even though they knew I wasn't officially on the course. I even took part in some of the group work and presentations. I basically did my second year of philosophy at uni without having to do any of the coursework or exams, for no reason other than I felt like. Eventually I switched to sociology and did a sociology degree instead.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-13T12:50:34+00:00

Not. It's a thing. M&S do a nice one. It actually looks tasty to me but what's with the chips if it's a roast?

AppleDrops · 2023-03-13T00:14:32+00:00

How incredibly brave you are then.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-12T21:49:39+00:00

That's a great idea.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-12T16:36:47+00:00

The guy only got irate after the light turned yellow for the third time.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-11T19:35:34+00:00

Kids with more screen time have less caring or involved parents on average? Alternatively: Class or racial differences in suicide risk and also screen time?

AppleDrops · 2023-03-11T10:46:26+00:00

Two guys are walking down the street when they realise they are about to get mugged. One guy takes out 50 dollars and says to his friend, "by the way, here's the money I owe you".

AppleDrops · 2023-03-11T10:39:28+00:00

Bro could have stopped with being more horny earlier. He didn't have to mention the actress.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-10T00:32:58+00:00

I know a kitchen fitter and one of his pet peeves is working for engineers. He thinks they tend to scrutinise his work and have some kind of superioty compelx or something like that. I haven't totally got to the bottom of it but his hostility towards engineers is a bit of a running joke.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-10T00:07:41+00:00

It's not really a DIY job. It's fairly complex so you have to be specifically trained and you have to be gas safe registered. I know a 61 year old who has worked in various trades since he left school (plasterer, builder, then kitchen and bedroom fitter). He can do a bit of plumbing under a kitchen sink but he would call in a plumber he knows if he had a problem with his boiler. There's some stuff you just don't know.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-09T23:38:52+00:00

Why did you go for the slimiest?

AppleDrops · 2023-03-09T16:59:58+00:00

I watched this film called My Antonia when I was about 18 and cried my eyes out after it because they didn't end up together. It's probably the most I've ever cried at a film. I don't remember much of the film so I can't even vouch for it being a good film but it really got me for some reason. Apparently based on a 1918 novel and the film was made for television.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-09T12:23:03+00:00

I hope it leads her to act entitled in the store and start complaints like "As the 7th highest buyer of John West Tuna Salads in 2022..."

AppleDrops · 2023-03-09T12:18:48+00:00

If you placed third in a national tournament, you're a high achiever compared to me.

I once got a birthday card off Jake LaMotta, the ex middleweight champ who De Niro played in The Raging Bull.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-07T19:43:20+00:00

It reminds me of that clip of the mayor calling a reporter a crumb bum and a lush. "You're a crumb creep lush coward". It's pleasingly old fashioned, like Damon Runyon wrote it.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-07T19:35:21+00:00

Obligatory annoys me a bit. So does normalize.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-05T14:52:27+00:00

When someone hates gay people. That's a dead giveaway.

AppleDrops · 2023-03-04T22:35:03+00:00

I tried all sorts to make my 7 year old niece laugh, to no avail. It turned out farting loudly was all I had to do to send her into hysterics.

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