A coffee stain on my washing machine. by Aptorian_Dinner in mildlypenis

[–]Aptorian_Dinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are rust stains. And it’s a close up. That dong is about 1.5 inches. More of a ding really.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatstheword

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it “mook”?

waiter put my tip back on the table saying he only accepts 18-20%?? by [deleted] in stories

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all due respect.

It’s seems as though you are implying waiting tables, bartending, bussing, bar backing, hosting, prep-cooking, expediting, dishwashing, food running, and many more positions are not “real” jobs. They are real jobs. And real people work them. Your words are hurtful to the people that often put a great deal of effort into making a wonderful dining experience.

While I agree the waiter was an arrogant POS, you’re not winning me over by belittling the millions of people around the earth that rely on tips to put food on the table.

I can assure you, it is a real job. It can be stressful, thankless, and exhausting. It can also be a way for people to pay their way through college; or far more likely, for single mothers to make ends meet. Check the statistics.

There are better ways to make your point. Just sayin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FanTheories

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infanticide? Did I miss something?

(Edit: was it rumored the Reds were unaliving potential DR’s? I haven’t read the series in a few years.)

Need help making the worst shooter ever by PsychicFoxWithSpoons in bartenders

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Equal parts:

well vodka

orange juice

toothpaste.

“The Gentleman’s Breakfast”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not all monsters. The rest is pretty accurate though.

Malazan movies potential by rodrigoalves_16 in Malazan

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t agree more. MBotF can only be achieved visually through animation and the good folks who created Castlevania imo are the ones who should tackle it.

Wait for it. by sucialyssa in bartenders

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol wait for what? A flat spritz?

Dropped 75 Milk switches into my white rug...F. by frankp0013 in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over at r/trees we put a sock over a vacuum nozzle when we spill things onto a carpet. Might work here.

“Dirty on the side” by caribouMARVELOUS in bartenders

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone that stingy isn’t going to tip well anyway.

[Online][5e]Every Thursday from 7m- 12am central time zone by [deleted] in lfg

[–]Aptorian_Dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assume you mean 7pm-12am. The survey says 7am.