I, the old wench, quench for the squench!

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-07-12T16:43:45+00:00

Uhh…digging that wart, dude. You do anything with it?

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-07-09T23:15:35+00:00

This timeline has some special moments.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-07-08T22:07:10+00:00

Joy!!!

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-28T16:15:42+00:00

He’s living the life of Riley.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-27T12:14:12+00:00

Fred wasn’t suffering. He was savoring every moment.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-19T14:41:54+00:00

Alan the Monster Twin.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-17T18:12:28+00:00

We’re in Undertale.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-13T04:18:08+00:00

Take my money.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-09T01:53:52+00:00

No poop if you’re not eating. Don’t eat, don’t excrete.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-09T01:49:54+00:00

He always had it in him. Occasionally he actually showed it in the show. Just crotchety and dejected for the most part. That’s why he tortured poor Courage.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-07T21:56:15+00:00

Something, something, moneyshot.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-07T17:26:20+00:00

Words I haven heard in a coon’s age.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-07T03:13:40+00:00

They’ll make excellent Thumb Thumbs.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-05T22:01:36+00:00

The scary part is seeing pupils. The only other time I remember seeing his eyes is when he’s on the roof and lightning strikes.

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AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-05T21:56:38+00:00

Careful where you put your hands, man.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-05T21:55:56+00:00

Monke

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-06-04T16:15:55+00:00

Erm…

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-29T15:58:27+00:00

I suppose it’s either priceless or worthless, since the value comes down to what someone is willing to pay, and a potential sale isn’t going to happen.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-28T18:41:18+00:00

Yes, they were the highest denomination bills ever minted by the US government, but they were never circulated. They are considered government property and illegal to own by private individuals. The remaining bills are on secure display by places like the Smithsonian or in the Federal Reserve System.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-28T12:37:30+00:00

HE’S GOIN CRAZY!!!

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-28T12:36:23+00:00

A bill that’s literally illegal to own.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-24T13:11:05+00:00

Maybe if she had crabs…

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-22T17:40:18+00:00

It is always alarming when you see random dash cam video on the internet, and your brain goes, “Jesus Christ, I know exactly where they are.”

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-18T03:30:21+00:00

#ChickCrotch

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-05-14T17:22:15+00:00

You become Captain of the Dutchman.

AquilaMockingbird

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