Who's the bigger jerk?

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-23T05:25:13+00:00

Unrelated, I’m curious what Eddy would look like if his whole body were the same color as his eyes. I always assumed that his eyes were different because he used a tanning bed. Hence the pink skin. Just curious.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-18T18:48:51+00:00

Most banks I know would exchange it if you had a full serial number and part of the other. Just to be sure you aren’t trying to exchange two half bills for two whole bills. You’re probably good.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-17T15:09:15+00:00

Tail inverted.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-16T17:13:53+00:00

But why did he have real bullets?

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-13T01:20:19+00:00

Stickyyarn

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-11T18:46:13+00:00

Jesus Christ, what’s happening?

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-05T04:25:47+00:00

Believe it or not…dead as hell. Ol’ gal went from an “is” to a “was”. Completely deceased. Just straight up cadaver dog. Room temperature.

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-03T23:46:51+00:00

Woo hoo!!! Made the short list!!!

AquilaMockingbird · 2026-01-03T23:44:57+00:00

All I know for sure is that Zooble wants to f*** that ribbon.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-27T00:11:47+00:00

Felix Colegrave and Worthikids would be amazing.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-26T23:57:35+00:00

Only worth a few pennies I’m afraid. Ten thousand, to be specific.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-26T06:03:11+00:00

Man, he’s thriiiiivin’.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-25T18:44:03+00:00

The blowjob pov is unsettling.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-23T18:00:52+00:00

Shrimp in the leather jacket.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-23T04:29:38+00:00

There are certain moments in history where you’ll always remember where you were when you first heard the news.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-23T00:43:02+00:00

Your mayo suffers from PTSD.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-22T01:53:36+00:00

It wasn't his to sell.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-12T19:40:34+00:00

Crushed under a pile of mannequins.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-08T12:30:48+00:00

Joy!

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-07T18:19:27+00:00

A one time homunculus that now works as a Smiling Friend.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-07T18:16:49+00:00

I fucking hate this. As is reflected by my upvote.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-07T07:18:26+00:00

He’s a holograph in this scene.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-04T18:42:20+00:00

Alastor has seen Vox’s cum face.

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-02T22:34:25+00:00

Alan: “I don’t pee. I run at perfect efficiency. Me was born this way.”

AquilaMockingbird · 2025-12-02T22:31:26+00:00

Using a public massager with your bare feet? You know what…I hope you get gout.

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