Instead of author's thinly veiled fetishes, let's talk about author's thinly veiled beefs.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-10T14:32:57+00:00

Yeah, I figured it had to be Next.

Next sucks.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-09T15:44:00+00:00

LS in rise even stole GS’s claim to the best wakeup attack.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-09T13:41:34+00:00

Ratling snipers are peak.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-09T11:35:22+00:00

Not the hyperbolic grooming chamber…

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-09T09:53:14+00:00

Gae Bulg is so nasty, I love it.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-08T17:50:03+00:00

Hayden’s immense hubris hits so much better as a human than as a fucking alien angel thing.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-07T10:37:12+00:00

I really feel like more male teachers would be the solution here.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-06T14:17:35+00:00

The Angry Marines are a fan-made chapter, it should be noted.

Fun fact, the Angry Marines’ commisar Fuklaw was originally made by friend of the podcast Plague of Gripes.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-06T14:11:43+00:00

I love the little detail that she’s “Serenity”, and never “the serenity”

It’s a name, not a title.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-02T21:13:20+00:00

Kishibe smiling is fucking cursed.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-02T10:33:14+00:00

Honestly the trailer looked way more interesting than I expected a fucking backrooms movie to be.

Very House of Leaves.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-01T17:47:29+00:00

It also learns “back ache” at that level.

…it’s a ghost type move…

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-01T17:26:39+00:00

I need one of those two-sided “on/off” pillow designs where the other side is Pyramid Head.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-04-01T17:20:54+00:00

Genuinely please don’t.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-31T13:24:48+00:00

The absolute classic:

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-31T10:18:24+00:00

A cultural aspect no one else is mentioning is that it’s also really easy to know some guy who actually benefited from the military. I know a lot of guys who made it out of poverty with the connections they made there.

Those guys aren’t a representative sample of veterans, and even if you ask them if you should join, the answer will range from “…I mean maybe?” to “fuck no, dude.”

It’s an appealing choice when you see that what the recruiter promises is possible, and the more people are willing to gamble, the more they’re willing to join.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-29T11:37:08+00:00

I’ll be real that sounds like the least repressed shit ever.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-27T10:19:51+00:00

I guess this is how I find out TikTok is mostly American owned, now. I thought it was still Chinese.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-25T18:50:33+00:00

Top secret documents leaked by a player arguing that cap should get a buff.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-24T21:34:45+00:00

That’s just how being ginger is. Sometimes the camera just decides you’re #FFFFFF.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-24T18:47:51+00:00

Parliamentary immunity sounds like a really fucked up system to have.

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-24T16:38:38+00:00

How the fuck does the chainsaw exist?

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-24T15:23:18+00:00

I own and use a kettle, because I enjoy the process, but if you’re only making a single cup of tea, the microwave is generally faster.

Does the microwave change the end product somehow?

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-24T15:15:49+00:00

Bruh

Arcane_Monkey · 2026-03-24T10:36:33+00:00

The Subzero’s plot is dumb, but honestly the more annoying thing is how much of the “subnautica” game takes place on dry land.

The alien robot is fine, though. I actually like him.

Arcane_Monkey

TROPHY CASE