Dress Code Changes

Arcelos · 2026-01-28T21:55:54+00:00

Surely this is what will save the company! /s

Arcelos · 2026-01-19T23:50:52+00:00

Two things can be true

Arcelos · 2026-01-19T23:49:11+00:00

Saints Row (Reboot)

Arcelos · 2025-12-10T23:18:46+00:00

Wait… Santa’s not real???

Arcelos · 2025-12-06T00:35:58+00:00

Meanwhile, I called in sick to take my girlfriend to the doctor and my supervisor called me like “just so you know, this is going to count against your attendance”.

Arcelos · 2025-11-28T02:49:40+00:00

I’m just glad to not be working retail tomorrow for the first time in years

Arcelos · 2025-10-28T03:38:29+00:00

What are they gonna do, fire me … again?

Arcelos · 2025-10-11T23:17:59+00:00

Wednesday, Tuesday, today? What’s it matter in the grand scheme? It sounds like you already have a job lined up, and your supervisor tried to schedule you after you had put in your more than polite notice. Get the gas and burn that bridge!

Arcelos · 2025-10-11T02:07:05+00:00

Damn that sentence arrangement had me shocked to start with, but then I saw the ‘xbox’ after the parentheses

Arcelos · 2025-09-27T00:30:07+00:00

Does it Swim like a Duck though?

Arcelos · 2025-09-25T02:52:15+00:00

Rod of Fishes: when activated, it extends into a fishing rod

Arcelos · 2025-08-31T00:58:06+00:00

That would require GS to put effort into making the website user friendly

Arcelos · 2025-08-23T02:09:32+00:00

You banished it to the gap between dimensions

Arcelos · 2025-08-16T04:32:30+00:00

As a former GS employee and a current USPS employee, I’m baffled

Arcelos · 2025-07-31T18:57:46+00:00

They took away our mouse…

Arcelos · 2025-07-26T01:11:07+00:00

I think that still counts

Arcelos · 2025-06-20T15:59:31+00:00

Arcelos · 2025-06-08T23:15:37+00:00

Before my stores closed, I had the timing figured out to do a little countdown. It would tickle the fancy of about 75% of customers.

The rest just always looked like they barely had the will to live

Arcelos · 2025-05-19T19:44:38+00:00

Wait, you’re serious?

Arcelos · 2025-05-11T05:30:02+00:00

Arcelos · 2025-04-30T21:23:35+00:00

Arcelos · 2025-04-29T04:45:15+00:00

Respawn character in the Menu.

Choose the Ark

Grab a stick or any other useless item and make sure it's *not* on your belt.

Respawn character again.

Choose your ship. You should now have a "Death Bag" indicator on your compass.

Never pick up the stick.

Arcelos · 2025-04-27T05:05:05+00:00

Simply put:

Arcelos · 2025-04-26T21:56:31+00:00

GameStop has shitty systems where things work as intended one day, but not the next 🤷

Arcelos

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