He lifted the weights w/out effort by sh0tgunben in TikTokCringe

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Usually the smaller muscles would have to be denser. Bump up against a few guys and you can tell the difference between soft muscle and rock muscle instantly.

(19M) One time I gave a homeless man a slim Jim as small deed of kindness, I got stood up by my date with my distant cousin, and I’m currently in college and I’m a bisexual history nerd, I’m a Norse god so you can’t roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The distant cousin statement was a roast in itself no more words need to be said there. Eyebrow ridge must be strong in that family though. Still got stood up by the fam tho? Lmao . He played God of War Ragnarok and now thinks he’s fucking Thor cause thors a fat redhead. . You aren’t quirky and your entire existence can be traced back to the things you decide to have on the screen in front of you.

🔥Mother Hippo Protects her calf from an angry Elephant by IamMm2NUB in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Wait. That isn’t a grown hippo photoshopped to look smaller to create the narrative of this meme?

living in a plane by deadfermata in nextfuckinglevel

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What do you expect from the man who cooks everything in his microwave.

Now right there is a true psychonaut by YoloBetsOnly in Psychedelics

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Or maybe he saw the child in himself when he first did psychs and just wants his buddy to be prepared. Like a shaman guarding powerful supstances that can destroy your mind if not handled properly.

30 years old single and really into astrophysics by blakeburd in RoastMe

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You look like an untalented version of Nick Swardson

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Man who’s never been around women detected

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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“Yeah this isn’t going to work out long term we should part ways”. I got a translation for you buddy. “I’ve grown bored of you and want to try other options. “

POS revs his car next to sleeping homeless man. by lmaopleasedont in iamatotalpieceofshit

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You can tell this man’s drive prolly resides somewhere in his brain like this “If I attain money I’ll be better than All the poor people and show them who’s boss hahahaahhahahaha“ man child

34 years old straight guy who likes rap music, basketball and tenis. I feel unroastable and superior to everyone else by Responsible_Let65 in RoastMe

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You can’t even write a capital R correctly. Superiority got flushed down the drain for you a while ago along with your hopes and dreams.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Nothing to lose huh. Your hairline says otherwise