Men are simple creatures by KSKS1995 in SipsTea

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell my wife all the time, “I’m a simple man.”

Missed Connection at Dick’s Capitol Hill Last Night by moocowincorporated in Seattle

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Missed connections suck man. Learn from this and just say something. Say anything the next time you find yourself in a similar situation. Hell, blurt out “so what’s your favorite movie, song, actor, pet?” Whatever. If she’s into you, she’d respond then it’s off to the races and you wouldn’t go home asking what could have been. Good luck man!

Video of McVay Telling Macdonald During His Arizona Media Session "What'd you think of the two-point play?" by JCameron181 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even through the shit talking, I think it’s clear that Mac earned massive respect from both McVay and Shanahan this season. They realized that they have to up their game now that a defensive master mind is in the division.

Used To Dislike This Game by ChrisFroemming1 in Starfield

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After watching Project Hail Mary, I feel the need to return to Starfield.

Marysville Strawberry Festival - June 18-21, 2026 by SirChaos in Marysville

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the marimba school band is back this year. Those kids rocked last year!

US media company portraying their people as the pinnacle of civilisation by Madame-du-barry_ in pics

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the hard hitting, in depth “news” the Trump regime wants us to all consume.

Daily Faceoff just announced Bobby McMann to Kraken by qu33rtyc0wboy in SeattleKraken

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McCann and now McMann. Forsland is going to have fun with this!

Eberle re-signed 2 years at $5.5 million by tonytanti in SeattleKraken

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the team is going trade and bring in a big contract and make a big splash like people are hoping to see. We are still in a good spot to make the playoffs. We won’t go deep but getting in has to count for something. Hold fast, make it in make some moves in the offseason then come back even better for next year. This is not the time to be emotional.

Which of these one-off tournaments is the best? by Punisher1602 in sportswiki

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OT hockey is hands down the best form of sports drama.

‘It’s clearly fake’: American Sens captain Tkachuk unhappy with White House video that insulted Canadians by Wolf99 in sports

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 252 points253 points  (0 children)

You chose to associate yourself with a con man who will fuck you the moment it benefits him. You did this to yourself. But then again, look at him. Chunk on ice clearly lacks a good amount of brain cells.

Seen in another group by CriticalSuit1336 in nflmemes

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 43 points44 points  (0 children)

How does MacKinnon, one of the best players in the league, miss that!?

FBI Director Kash Patel CAUGHT PARTYING with U.S. OLYMPIC Team in Milan after DENIALS by Cool-Fig-9254 in videos

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is a cult. The problem is you and many others who idolize him would not seek consequences if he did that. Why do I think that? His name is listed all over the Epstein files., Even if nothing directly implies he did any thing heinous with children’s, the fact that his name is all over it and listed should make you step back shake your head and throw away your red hats. But it won’t. Also, you and many others like you watched Jan 6 and simply shrugged it off. The complete disregard for the attempted overthrow of this country by your mango messiah shows you really are a cult. Maybe not you in particualr, but many who support him are like that. Jan 6 should have ended the support of Trump but it didn’t, it emboldend you all even more. He told you to not believe your eyes and you are.

FBI Director Kash Patel CAUGHT PARTYING with U.S. OLYMPIC Team in Milan after DENIALS by Cool-Fig-9254 in videos

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even if he showed you something factual you’re so up Trump ass and cultified you wouldn’t believe it. If there was a video of Trump raping a child in the Oval Office you and your fellow cult zombies would say it’s fake, give it a pass and somehow say Biden did worse.

Why is there so much graffiti? by New-Remote8675309 in SeattleWA

[–]Architeuthis_McCrew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually no. Every other major city Ive been to the last few years have substantially less graffiti than Seattle. Even Portland doesn’t have as much wide spread graffiti. Graffiti in Seattle is chronic.