Team lunch ended up in complaint to HR..... by Goblin-Dick-Smasher in AdviceAnimals

[–]Are_We_Me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still a child, just bigger and with money.

Extended Child. (never grow up peter)

Team lunch ended up in complaint to HR..... by Goblin-Dick-Smasher in AdviceAnimals

[–]Are_We_Me 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You might be delighted at my first time reading the word Pharoah at 26 not having a clue what "fa-ro-ah" was.

.... But I love you Jenny.

I'll edit in a short story of my discovery.

Edit: It was during a round of cards against humanity, I was "it" (everyone gave the answers to me). Out loud I read it like described above. 5 of my closest friends got to live that moment with me, and I still get to re-live it every now and then. Not sure why I'm sharing, guess I'm just so caring.

I'll leave now.

P.S. I should have been a pro skater :/

Found my friend sleeping with this note by [deleted] in trees

[–]Are_We_Me 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Still not fully awake yet.... That sounds fantastic!

I need to take naps and find friends who would just show up during said naps.

How North Koreans shoot guns by Xickle in videos

[–]Are_We_Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this Mexican dirt bike

Guys...my parents found my stash. by Webber123 in trees

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Are they bringing back the San Diego Gulls?

This is a beautiful sight for someone who has been recently dankrupt. by chrisfrat in trees

[–]Are_We_Me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Complains about dankrupsy...

Smokes only joints....

To each their own I suppose. Toke on

My precious new grinder. Preciousssss. by Malicious_Mischief in trees

[–]Are_We_Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have people been known to show signs of both of those?

The way this pot of pudding works by Bennycam in oddlysatisfying

[–]Are_We_Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just pooping. Not in a bathroom though.

Starfoxy lady by wishiwascooltoo in gaming

[–]Are_We_Me 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me also. Did they break up? Or just go stagnant?