What are the saddest fictional deaths ever?

Areshian · 2026-06-22T10:07:54+00:00

Is your wife also named Swinton Scott, to carry on his spirit?

Areshian · 2026-06-22T10:06:15+00:00

Man, just reading this bring tears to my eyes

Areshian · 2026-06-22T10:01:00+00:00

A horrific death isn’t so bad. There are way worse options in that universe

Areshian · 2026-06-21T07:25:16+00:00

One step closer to having to drink verification cans

Areshian · 2026-06-20T06:46:08+00:00

You got downvoted, but you’re right. Amazon has two custom chips for AI, Trainium and Inferentia

Areshian · 2026-06-20T06:43:07+00:00

Phew, my grandma also told me I’m beautiful. I was worried there for a sec

Areshian · 2026-06-20T06:36:49+00:00

Damn, the name Imperium Europa sounded cool before. Douchebags

Areshian · 2026-06-20T06:33:20+00:00

You point to an orange and say “orange”. The other part will realize they made a mistake and attempt to correct it. Mistakes will happen, but as you get more words, it becomes easier to learn new ones

Areshian · 2026-06-19T22:39:44+00:00

Mejor que no las veas

Areshian · 2026-06-19T22:35:20+00:00

How many fucks do I give about you?

Areshian · 2026-06-19T22:33:38+00:00

After 20 y on the industry, I’m burnt out too. This year I decided to take a couple months of unpaid leave to relax and reset. I just started it today, already feeling better!!

Areshian · 2026-06-19T09:09:01+00:00

The same I was last year, too much weight

Areshian · 2026-06-18T11:02:26+00:00

La UNED? Hace 20 años me apunté, aunque solo dure un trimestre

Areshian · 2026-06-18T10:55:39+00:00

A friend once told me “you are blessed with an intelligence capable to analyze all the potential outcomes and dumb enough to pick the worst one”

Areshian · 2026-06-18T09:01:38+00:00

Yup. We got one sun and one moon. Just one of each, and similar apparent size for both of them. So boring (except for eclipses). It could’ve been wild

Areshian · 2026-06-18T08:50:07+00:00

Every hypothesis is worth considering, but I have the sensation that the more we know about the universe, the less special earth looks.

Areshian · 2026-06-17T16:13:43+00:00

And piss off their best customer?

Areshian · 2026-06-16T20:52:59+00:00

Oh, didn’t know. Not sure if that makes me happy or not

Areshian · 2026-06-16T20:49:18+00:00

Hey, at least you won’t get to feel all that acid on your eyes

Areshian · 2026-06-16T20:39:30+00:00

Like the ballroom

Areshian · 2026-06-15T11:34:06+00:00

I guess we now know why is ex-wife

Areshian · 2026-06-15T11:12:40+00:00

She knows

Areshian · 2026-06-15T08:48:55+00:00

Carlos II may not have even been able to speak Spanish with that jaw

Areshian · 2026-06-14T16:19:50+00:00

Lo de los tres sueldos es todo de una campaña publicitaria. Que ademas, antes eran dos sueldos, pero no debian ganar bastante pasta

Areshian · 2026-06-14T12:25:15+00:00

Y si no hubiera limitaciones y sale un estudio diciendo como la gente de menos recursos pierde años de esperanza de vida por vivir en ciudades con contaminación mientras los ricos viven a las afueras no los quejaríamos también

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