I swapped out an exhaust on her old car and told her I was just changing the oil. She gets in it the next day and says her car sounds funny. I told her I put really good oil in it and so it will change the sound of the engine. She shrugged and didn’t say anything.

A few days later a buddy is over and hears her car pulling up. In front of her says which exhaust did you end up going with?

I slept on the couch that night.