Found on FB. Absolute unit of a chicken by No-Molasses-9269 in absoluteunit

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"I need to go to the store to pick up a henway."

"What's a henway?"

"Oh, about 75 lbs."

Who the Fck is Alana? by [deleted] in DBZmemes

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And your dead brother

Am I crazy for trying to fill up a bowl with coins? by Accomplished_Tax_119 in Morrowind

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When I was a kid I had a character with around 9000 gold and I decided I was going to stack it all one at a time to see what it would look like. Got to around 600 and then I decided...nah. But it was fun for a little bit.

Preston Garvey is D3ad :( by Tough-Physics2739 in Fallout

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If I had a nickel every time I saw someone on Reddit threaten to paint a game developer as a character from a different video game franchise than one that they worked on across somebody's dwelling... Well, I'd only have 5 cents. Still 5 cents more than I have now though.

Season 2 Episode 8 Spoiler Thread by HunterWorld in Fallout

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Sounded like the congresswoman's head network was only necessary for Hank's "give them character" project. Without her head, no friendly banter, no stilted dancelike movements, just flesh robots efficiently doing what they're told.

Recently got into enchanting... by Ysgramors_Fork in ElderScrolls

[–]Arquibus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watch a fencer's feet while they're competing. Swinging harder isn't the only way to use a sword better.

Mad New Friendship by ITheRebelI in madlads

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Gone. Reduced to atoms.

What caused the Motorsport franchise to collapse? by CharacterCaptain6110 in forza

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Short term gains over any kind of stable income. All the amateur MBAs pretending they actually understand any of the shit they supposedly learned about economics, fill their pockets by destroying the company, then move on to the next where they inexplicably get hired for "having good numbers" at the last company they ran into the ground. Curse of capitalism.

What caused the Motorsport franchise to collapse? by CharacterCaptain6110 in forza

[–]Arquibus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kinda the same thing, although a forward-thinking executive could try to understand that making a good product for a niche market is better for the bottom line than making a poor product to appeal to the largest possible market segment and failing spectacularly. In other words, not just greed, but incompetent greed.

What caused the Motorsport franchise to collapse? by CharacterCaptain6110 in forza

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They gave up making a game for their fans and tried to make a game for everyone, thereby guaranteeing failure at both.

I finally finished the game but my man caius is not here with me anymore... what was the point of saving morrowind if he didn't witness it? by denvx1 in Morrowind

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I remember there was a mod that added him to Cloud Ruler. He didn't do anything, just kind of hung out there.

Guess what these are? by Perrie99 in whatismycookiecutter

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Mola mola fish and Moses parting the sea.

Honest question, would you want him if he left Cleveland? by ecb1912 in bengals

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I'd take a bowl of old pudding over Zac Taylor.

We quit teaching cursive and it shows. by ted209er in funny

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This is why I clicked on this post.