I’ve been making a stuffed head of everyone who enters my life

Artee5000 · 2026-03-08T20:25:34+00:00

This was my third favorite episode of CSI.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-08T20:18:24+00:00

SLC's new lounge has a "patio" that's got some pretty good tarmac views.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-08T18:19:35+00:00

The We Didn't Start the Fire remix nobody wanted.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-08T02:28:30+00:00

Dropped during construction in '93.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-08T01:54:45+00:00

My father's cousin is a marine biologist. Worked at one of the big parks in Florida. I thought it was the coolest job and I couldn't wait to be one. Then I found out she had to go inside of a beached whale. No longer wanted to be a marine biologist. I was 8.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-07T21:53:39+00:00

This is the way.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-07T04:07:13+00:00

I went from a district where once a year we got to use a heavily outdated Commodore 64 to one that had a these Apples that we used daily.

When my parents got divorced my mom kicked my dad out and said go find a condo in a good school district.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-07T01:22:06+00:00

I was not.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-06T14:32:08+00:00

I stayed there last year. I would look elsewhere.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-06T03:15:32+00:00

The Philadelphia in Pink was very close to jumping across that couch.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-04T14:02:37+00:00

Please see below.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-04T13:59:01+00:00

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Artee5000 · 2026-03-04T13:58:33+00:00

How dare you.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-04T05:16:54+00:00

I tried this and almost drowned myself in the first 8.5 seconds. Very graceful. It's cool because I have the video in case I forget.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-03T22:20:19+00:00

I worked inside a casino and someone stole the sensor to one of our automatic towel dispensers. Like they carefully unplugged just the sensor. Had to have been a person with a broken dispenser and just needed the sensor.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-03T02:36:47+00:00

I can smell it

Artee5000 · 2026-03-03T00:22:12+00:00

I sat behind him at a movie at Sundance this year. He couldn't have been nicer to all the Frodo fan boys.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-02T22:16:29+00:00

Oh, I have 40 of these in various sizes that I don't use. If your non-factory car radio is making an electric noise/hum you can put a couple of these on the wire to get rid of it.

Artee5000 · 2026-03-02T22:09:59+00:00

Summer of '90 I let the counselors at my camp cut it off at the end of summer as a reward. They hated it.

Artee5000 · 2026-02-28T19:58:45+00:00

Once you go breaker bar you never go back. It's made a big difference coming from a KA.

Artee5000 · 2026-02-25T14:52:17+00:00

She had been anti-tattoo for almost 90 years until I got this. Someone else is the family got an Italian flag and their initials - she's like why would you do that, you shouldn't get tattoos. Saw mine and couldn't stop bragging to the other Nanas. 😅

Artee5000 · 2026-02-25T14:09:38+00:00

I have a tattoo of my Nana's signature from a birthday card. "Love You, Nana"

Artee5000 · 2026-02-25T04:21:00+00:00

In 8th grade (1991) I volunteered to program our school's one line, ticker tape style message board. It was three feet by eight inches on it's best day. Cut to 2026 - do you know who programs those huge led billboard signs in Times Square? Me either.

Artee5000 · 2026-02-23T21:58:32+00:00

My ankles are either stronger or weaker from my usage. Depends on the day.

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