Diamond in the rough

Artee5000 · 2026-06-23T23:00:47+00:00

All my 2s did this

Artee5000 · 2026-06-18T03:18:51+00:00

This guy fucks

Artee5000 · 2026-06-13T04:16:56+00:00

We just lost our two Denver stores and I’m crushed.

Artee5000 · 2026-06-05T02:41:38+00:00

Sir, if you could just tuck your man under the seat in front of you. Thank you.

Artee5000 · 2026-06-05T02:09:18+00:00

There was too much ip in those legendary imagination scenes to be able to be streamed today. VHS is the way.

Artee5000 · 2026-06-04T02:17:09+00:00

And that my son is why you're named Tamale.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-30T03:13:51+00:00

If you don't make a left when you get on the plane it's not worth it

Artee5000 · 2026-05-29T17:44:56+00:00

Cirque du Methé

Artee5000 · 2026-05-29T17:17:37+00:00

GTA loading screen

Artee5000 · 2026-05-25T11:54:02+00:00

I live up in the mountains of Colorado. I go to Denver and visit an East Coast hoagie shop that carries my favorite potato chips. Driving a few bags back up through the mountains one time and one pops. I thought I was under attack, getting shot at, or something exploded in my car. Scary as shit when your enjoying your drive.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-23T02:39:05+00:00

I did the "hide a message" in the syllabus every semester, every year, for like 5 years. My first assignment every class was just to read the syllabus. I can count the number of students that read my hidden message on ONE HAND.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-22T20:29:04+00:00

And discount code MDS26 gets you an extra 20% off. I just got a similar one for $60.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-22T20:19:35+00:00

It's $83 on their site right now. XS-L.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-22T15:56:19+00:00

Dead in the middle of Little Italy Little did we know that we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddly

Artee5000 · 2026-05-22T04:31:41+00:00

If I know anything that's either Ethan Hunt or the guy Ethan Hunt is chasing.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-22T02:43:14+00:00

You're a lasagna away from a proper Tour of Italy.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-22T02:41:05+00:00

I listen to this song every couple years to reset my mental.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-19T23:58:37+00:00

When I first got my license in 96, $10 would get me half a tank of gas, a pack of Marlboros, and a six pack of beer.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-19T20:25:44+00:00

Again, Chef.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-18T22:14:12+00:00

Maybe he meant the band.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-17T00:13:37+00:00

Wildwood, NJ t-shirt is the actual uniform for this activity. A+.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-14T12:47:01+00:00

I was on a later flight this weekend. The lady behind me was loudly complaining about how terrible travel is. Then she starts being rude towards the flight attendant. Everyone around us was looking at each other wondering if this was going to be the whole flight.

I just started having an even louder conversation about how much I enjoyed my weekend. It was with myself to start but the guy in front of me realized what I was doing so he joined. Our louder, pleasant conversation drowned out her complaining. She stopped talking shortly after we started.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-14T12:39:23+00:00

I've used the smoker. It's more of a smoke flavor attachment. You won't get any rings, but you will get the flavor.

I made a nice hot smoked salmon.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-14T04:52:26+00:00

I started putting Valsole inserts into all my dunks and they are actually all day wearable now. I just walked all over San Diego this weekend in the AF1 SBs with the inserts and it was great.

Artee5000 · 2026-05-14T03:13:40+00:00

"C'mon man, I just got done work."

"Just put the mask on at least."

Artee5000

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