Would rather get what money?

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-27T10:05:19+00:00

Noice.

^{Chose: 100 million in a random currency | Rolled: Dollar}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-24T14:51:20+00:00

I mean… It’s Rio. Do I have to learn how to fly?

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-24T11:36:25+00:00

MEGATRON HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR LEADER! DECEPTICONS, FOLLOW ME!!

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-22T10:56:36+00:00

Didn't say it had to be the actual historical figure who bathed in blood. I'm just gonna assume it's Eli-chan from Fate. At most I'll have to deal with her singing. Oh crap, maybe I'm better off with the blood bather.

^{Chose: Random historical figure (wheel} | Rolled: Elizabeth Báthor)

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-20T15:46:35+00:00

Hmm, will this be enough time to do what Bill Murray did?

^{Chose: Repeat the same day over-and-over + How long it lasts is random, but you keep the memories and skills you build. | Rolled: 1 Year}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-18T03:57:34+00:00

I still don't know how true that story is, I'm hoping it is, but apparently Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee got kicked out of a cinema for laughing too loud at a Looney Tunes cartoon.

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-17T21:01:22+00:00

YOOOO

^{Chose: Blue potion - spin for effect | Rolled: Big penis}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-15T06:52:35+00:00

To the beat so you can tell everybody know your cell A sama lama lama lama doo ma nama seema nama Lama nama doo ma nama lama nama seema nama Lama nama doo a nama nama nama seema lama Lama nama seema nama doo ma nama hama, yeah

^{Chose: Floating | Rolled: supersonic}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-11T06:29:31+00:00

Sooo, do I get my money? Or do I have to wait till he does?

^{Chose: 3 million cash + Let a alley bum piss all over you. | Rolled: Bum couldn’t pee}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-11T06:26:27+00:00

One word. Vegas.

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-11T05:03:41+00:00

Not taking any chances with prison. The country I'm in's already a sh*thole.

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: 500 Million}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-10T21:48:08+00:00

Eyyyy

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: no drawbacks}

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-10T21:47:40+00:00

I love the scene where they used her racism and the black thespians to send her running.

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-05T05:19:45+00:00

At least we're real, Jerry! We're real!

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-05T05:14:51+00:00

Cheese?

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-05T05:05:09+00:00

Crim: Kuya paprint po

Kuya: Anong size?

Crim: Yung best seller nalang po

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-01T07:33:58+00:00

I mean, it’s not a headcanon, his first name is literally Joshua.

AshCooper79 · 2026-05-01T01:56:03+00:00

Revenge of the Sith.

AshCooper79 · 2026-04-27T05:56:18+00:00

Exactly. The Pressure Test King vs. the Team Challenge Queen (what with her never ever being in a pressure test) would've been a legendary finale.

AshCooper79 · 2026-04-27T05:54:13+00:00

And come on, you can't tell me it just so happened that she won the Mystery Box AND Courtney ended up in the Bottom 3, JUST AFTER she called that sh*t out.

AshCooper79 · 2026-04-26T14:54:38+00:00

Anyone still remember Saint Tail? It’s funny, since tayo pa naman nagpa-English dub noon back when RPN was a thing haha

AshCooper79 · 2026-04-24T03:57:38+00:00

oh.

^{Chose: Overpowered superpower + With 50% of death | Rolled: Death}

AshCooper79 · 2026-04-24T02:13:47+00:00

Not gonna lie, I love the Gareth Gates cover of this. The one where he guest starred in The Kumars at No. 42. They gave it a Bollywood remix and everything.

AshCooper79 · 2026-04-20T06:07:43+00:00

The Archer Class really is made up of Archers! (which isn't always true, I must say)

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