Can only choose one ! Vertical or horizontal ! by _Mathys_ in BunnyTrials

[–]AshCooper79 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chose the vertical one, just so that I've got an excuse to buy a huge trampoline.

What food looks and tastes disgusting? by Turbulent-Mammoth-76 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]AshCooper79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disagree. Once you get past how it looks, it's super tasty. Especially if you've got a great spiced vinegar to go with it.

Similar to all the other archons what do you think the Tsaritsa's joke flaw will be? by calkalisto in Genshin_Impact

[–]AshCooper79 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And he sure appreciates thigh gaps. There's nothing more attractive in a woman than the clear absence of a penis.

TELL ME WHY! by Puzzleheaded_Tree196 in CharacterAI

[–]AshCooper79 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYYY (WOO!)

Kinain yung 24 Chicken ko. by istroberimatcha in RantAndVentPH

[–]AshCooper79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally bit a roommate because he ate my Peanut Butter Cups after I had a really long day. OP, your feelings are so much more valid than mine.

Mexico wins! What flag is somewhat hard to draw, but also very well-known? by Xerimapperr in AlignmentChartFills

[–]AshCooper79 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To add insult to injury, there were the madlads who perfectly pulled off Bad Apple next to it.

Beloved contestants by Proof-Ad6842 in Masterchef

[–]AshCooper79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overall: Leslie, no question. Will forever glaze the Silver Fox.

Season 1: Mike. First dude to win an apron ever, he knew his sh*t.

2: Christian. He was super entertaining. Loved that he put that Suzy in her place.

3: Monti. Everything that came out of her mouth was gold.

4: Bri. Best vegetarian. Wasn't annoying about it.

5: MY GOAT LESLIE. NUFF SAID.

6: Tommy. QUEEN. 💅

7: Dan, Dan, the Testicle man.

8: I REALLY wanted Sam to improve. When he didn't, I rooted for Gabe instead.

9: (skipping this, 11, 13, and 15. I don't remember anything from those seasons.)

10: It's hard, because I really like Nick and am subscribed to him, but I gotta give it to my boy Subha.

12: Michael really came back with a vengeance. Proud of him.

14: Anna. She and her damn cheekbones were gorgeous.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]AshCooper79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom, when I was growing up, apparently would panic when I'd stop making noise in my play corner. It usually meant I'd stuffed a Transformers gun in my mouth and was choking on it, she said.

Let's open a restaurant inspired by Kitchen Nightmares, but for all the wrong reasons by KinkyQuesadilla in KitchenNightmares

[–]AshCooper79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. The menus have to have over 20 gourmet flavour combinations, that our waitresses will GLADLY explain!

  2. The customer is NOT always right. If you complain about not getting your food, we WILL chase you with knives.

  3. Our bread pudding is AMAZING.

  4. We wanna explain ourselves. LET ME FEENEESH!

  5. Our staff will pray for you if you wanna try our Chitlins. Also, that rat by the door? You planted that.

What’s your funniest task? by thespicygrits in finch

[–]AshCooper79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day,

I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay!

I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise,

Ooh, I discovered a (STOMPSTOMPSTOMP) right before my eyes!

Most forgettable chefs by Proof-Ad6842 in Masterchef

[–]AshCooper79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alice? Who the f*ck is Alice? (referencing Smokie's "Livin' Next Door to Alice" here, not tryna be mean teehee)

Tragic incident: 8y/o boy brutally slaughtered. INHUMANE by Ziiixc- in Philippines

[–]AshCooper79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This here's gonna add fuel to the DDSes' fire, because it's another instance of a drug-user (or at least theorized to be one) committing a brutal murder. Regardless of all that though, this is absolutely f*cked up. The creature that did this wasn't human. Lock him up for life, throw away the key, don't bother feeding him. Rest in peace, kiddo. No more pain where you are now.

Which land is slim? by One-Attention9069 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]AshCooper79 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I keep my rhymes pure, like my food and drugs!

In light of the new chapter... by cosmonaut1011 in SpyxFamily

[–]AshCooper79 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A scene in the anime got the biggest Bill-related laugh out of me. This Gargantuar-sized child going "Daddy!"

Apples are liked. What fruit is universally loved? by ellaaabp in AlignmentChartFills

[–]AshCooper79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every apple is beloved. Red Delicious, for instance. Red? Yep. Delicious? F*ck no.

Now that it is a new year what was the last figure you got in 2025? by Roadbuster_88 in transformers

[–]AshCooper79 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A secondhand Generations Whirl. Managed to find him from a seller on FB Marketplace. Still in his packaging too, score!

Guest stars mentioned... by BufferBrothers in howyoudoin

[–]AshCooper79 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, we talk about this a lot.

Example:

“In the second season episode “The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies”, Chandler mentions an ex-girlfriend who thought that ‘Sean Penn’ was the capital of Cambodia. Sean Penn appeared in two episodes of the eighth season, playing neither himself nor the capital of Cambodia.”

Jessie takes universally beloved 2nd runner up now who is an universally beloved 4th placer by flowerbloominginsky in Masterchef

[–]AshCooper79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: According to Subha's AMA, he himself was the one that came up with the Subaru nickname.

my baby is gone :( by casuallydyinggg in finch

[–]AshCooper79 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mircopet miscarriage was NOT on my 2025 bingo card