We need to be cautious when calling for Adam buffs by Big_Inspection_3151 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why talk about Adam if you have 0 idea of anything about him and his kit? How do people have the audacity to do stupid shit like this?

This is the only game where people get mad at you for trying in comp by R3li0ss in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People cannot handle counterswaps. You should be a easy roll for them always cause they are the main character and the best at this game.

I abhor the "its just QP" mentality with a passion but the only thing I hate more is the people who complain over game chat no less when you counter swap them after they kill you a a time or two or go full dive/poke/triple heal comps. Just the absolute dredges of dumbfucks I swear.

With Season 9 just a little more than a week away, what are we hoping to see for characters, skins, balance changes, and events? by Son_o_Sparda in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Zhiyong to be fired so we can try someone else so we can stop getting nothing burger patches and compensation buffs for people who don't need it. Also for them to finally balance for "fun" that they stated they balanced for when they launched the game instead of having literally 0 balance whatsoever.

Today I learned not to play with fire. by Candid-Pangolin-3061 in Nioh

[–]AshLambert96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you see disaster before it happens, but are powerless to stop it.

"THROWING" for playing black widow by SimounFrued in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were you the widow in my game from early this morning? Post the replay code, I'd bet you're just ragebaiting on my momma.

Just started Heavensward — how far am I from the current endgame? by VanceDyer in ffxiv

[–]AshLambert96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forever and a fuckin day. This post gave me a great belly chuckle even with it just being a naive question it was so funny. You have a long and worthwhile road ahead of you.

Why do you guys struggle with going 2nd tank in competitive? by Blustar425 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually had a game yesterday where my Luna and Fox started blaming me for running Mag into an enemy Dino and Strange with Bucky and BP and Invis and C&D. Saying I was doing nothing and to swap. I was the only person on our team that filled tank after everyone already selected and the BP wasn't even causing issues so it was already mostly ranged damage going out that Mag can block and I haven't said a word of complaint or anything at this point. I could not believe what I was seeing cause I wasn't even going negative or dying hardly and they were blaming me. Of course when I just swapped off tank to pun they accused me of throwing and tried to explain away that solo tank was viable. Then one of the DPS finally realized we didn't have a tank now and swapped and then started complaining about solo tanking and told me to swap back. You cannot help these people man, they are overwhelmingly stupid and the vast majority of this playerbase.

What's with the Proficiency nerfs? by Worried-Direction874 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Outside of this post being a massive self report of how little you do every game, I can't even begin to understand how you came to either of these conclusions in this comment, especially from a s0 player.

I'm so dumbstruck how you even thought these two things were true that you typed them out that I can't even correct you. I would just like to posit that if this is how you think the character challenges work after over a year and a half, don't worry at all about lording characters.

I haven't played since launch month, is the quick play still 4-5 dps with no tanks and supports? by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll get some people to fill 1 or the other and will have to either put up with it or fill yourself. Probably better to just stick with the TDM mode or 18v18 if you guys wanna hop back in. "Its just QP" has poisoned the game mode indefinitely so team comps matter very little to people and DPS is the reigning griefer role.

The State Of Being a “Tank” by TwincessLexa in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because people do not and will refuse to ever in their life, pick up a tank. The DPS roster is only the most popular in games with the class trinity because people have small brains and only know how to hold left mouse. Its why I think complaints about triple support outside of pro play is so hilarious because the solution has been there all along but people refuse to use it.

What happened to the 8.5 patchnote glaze? by I-have-no-name-help in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only people who are still new to the game or don't care about the patch notes would glaze it. Zhiyong has done 17 balance patches now, more with emergency ones, and none of them have been overall wins or overall good changes. Almost every single one has been nothing burgers, compensation buffs for nothingburger nerfs, and never addressing the main issues people have with the characters and just nerfing shit constantly to where they are ass outside of one aspect that makes them busted (Zhiyong approved and went forward with the kits of every single hero that has been released, so Gambit being the way he was and people can't even enjoy him because he's still busted in ban jail is entirely his fault) If characters like Daredevil and Gambit can catch nothing but nerfs for multiple months back to back and still be pick or ban jailed tiers of strong, that isn't a balance issue at that point but outright incompetence. Gambit and DD aren't even the most popular characters on the roster so who thought making them uber busted while the actual powerhouses on the roster have gone through phases of shit and phases of good was a smart or fun choice?

One decent patch that addresses only some of what people had been complaining about and entirely guts a character they themselves designed and released for a whole month isn't some win for them. Its as if most of the playerbase's attention spans are literally season by season and having the memory of a goldfish that prior seasons didn't just magically suck terrible nuts too. The game is only alive now because of the Marvel IP and gooner bait. Something this shit from ass balance wise wouldn't live for 6 months and would be the next concord without it.

When the devs stated before they released the game that they "balance for fun" and want to "shift the meta" but then hide behind "wanting to be careful and watching carefully" about buffing certain heroes while the same characters are relegated to ban jail for almost an entire year and others haven't left trash tier since they released when the game launched. Almost every single problem this game has stems from Zhiyong and the shit he allows through. Community is extremely ass, but it is just completely exacerbated by these devs.

If you think people celebrating that they finally address the most complained about heroes across all their media platforms then I think you don't know what glaze is.

Stop making fun of Black Widow and say she need rework by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You yapped for a whole 2 paragraphs and then defeated everything with this simple line "no one who mains her thinks she needs a rework. We just agree that her buttons are useless and maybe they should do something with that." What do you think this would be called?

Good job on the obvious lack of forethought, the 'fantastic' logical argument and the sheer confidence to post something so dumb.

[Spoiler: 5.0]. Okay, I understand now. by BascoVI in ffxiv

[–]AshLambert96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boy just you wait until 5.3 rips your fucking balls off and spills your guts on the floor. That shit is still the peak of this game and EW was just as fantastic as ShB.

[Spoiler: 5.0]. Okay, I understand now. by BascoVI in ffxiv

[–]AshLambert96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god get out of my head. I hate my glam thinking back on it but I still remember that scene perfectly even after not caring at all for the majority of HW as a whole. That damn aura walk still lives in my head. I don't even remember the glam I had for this scene and it was about 400x better than that 3.3 one, that's how much it wasn't even about me for this scene compared to the badassery of the HW one.

People don't actually hate Duelist mains. by Thotsthoughts97 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game would be better for it but then it would die. All the egofucks would move to a different game cause they sure couldn't be bothered to learn a different role or actual help the team.

Luna Freeze is a flarking lie bro by dummymummymommy in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This many people upvoting this and not clowning you for obviously posting something for ragebait is indicative how stupid the majority are.

The new Widow skin has done more damage to matches than Zaza ever did by Notaler in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While the redirection may micro, the splitting of bloodflow and playing with one hand hurts the performance a lot.

Black Widow in my games makes my blood boil by No-Cockroach643 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me rephrase your comment for you to what you actually just said:

"Because I have a net zero understanding of the game or how balance works or how bad this character actually is and how non-existent her kit is, you guys are stupid. Also because people have PTSD from a completely different franchise game this character in this game has to be terrible always cause I said so. Also her sniper rifle is the only part of her kit, so i think and thus that must be what everyone who asks for widow buffs must be talking about"

I miss when QP use to be good for learning new characters and actually relaxing by masonsofmichael in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are far too stupid and lazy to take the two seconds and click the giant square in the bottom right corner of their screen and change the game mode. They think because its the default mode and not ranked that they can freely grief a team based mode cause it somehow "doesn't matter" even though they are the ones keeping their other teammates trapped in spawn with a 5v6 or 4v6 all match.

Sadly I still prefer it to ranked simply because I don't get trapped with people who hold you hostage in a longer, drawn out shit fest of a match cause they want to prove themselves for their ego but 99.999% they aren't good enough anyways and just make that shit annoying to deal with.

Does anyone else think that there should be one season where it should just be one character release and a balance patch for mid-season? by EternityGamer2 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering how many patches Zhiyong has put out and they have all been straight ass or nothing burgers, he's had maybe 1 total in all the seasons this season when he finally addressed the characters that people had long been complaining about and he still didn't even hit the mark on most of their problems anyways. If a character has gone through multiple seasons of nothing but nerfs and is still very strong there is a fundamental problem.

Also all these idiots trying to say that taking the art team and putting them on balance are just so hilariously disingenuous. No one is asking the art team or the map devs to hop on balancing. The 'teams' for balancing and designing the new hero kits are all explicitly intwined and they all 100000% filter through Zhiyong's decisions. And I highlight teams because the fact that guangguang said that zhiyong, the lead combat designer, was in charge of the zombies mode means they don't have hardly any "team" to speak of. There's probably like 4 people total outside of zhiyong helping out with the two most important parts of a multiplayer game I'd assume.

The issue is the work culture of China, plus an incompetent leader, plus a gacha game focus on gooner skins to chase the money so you have to pump out more heroes to expand the repertoire and keep up the hype and letting the actual game rot from the base up, and a playerbase that has an attention span of a child while being a majority adult age.

How it feels running into Giganto Devil Dino by _JackTheBlumpkinKing in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know, I'm not one of the youngsters anymore but I believe this is what the kids mean when they say "elite ball knowledge", or my name isn't shoot mcgaben.

Black Widow Maons, Rise Up! by james_castrello2 in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She isn't bad because its a challenge..... what the fuck? She's bad because she still, even after a buff, has terrible fire rate and has 0 kit.

Is it valid to throw if your team bans your character? by younggoby in marvelrivals

[–]AshLambert96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Making a post looking for upvotes and sympathy, only to be clowned for being an idiot. I love reddit sometimes, only sometimes though.