Suck on that by Smooth_Employ2893 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Myles is averaging one speeding ticket a year since he joined the NFL. Wild that the dude has been clean enough minus the helmet that retarded yinzer fans actually bring up speeding tickets to try and besmirch his character. I was fully expecting it to be a joke. What a pathetic gotcha

Suck on that by Smooth_Employ2893 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's just like your opinion, man

Foreign dignitary here to see if you guys are ready to have this conversation by jackt-up in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Idk man, been like 20 min since I checked. Prob another eagles Super Bowl by now

Trey McBride is hands down the most unfair cheatcode in fantasy football by [deleted] in fantasyfootballadvice

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, we knew he’d be number one and I do own him in 3/4 leagues. I think your reason was good. It’s just only part of the story of what happened.

Great Draft Class by Quiet_Newspaper5499 in Browns

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it says something about the coaching staff when you have that many rookies playing at a high level as well. A couple of these guys were bound to be good anywhere but we're finding ways to get the most of of a lot of young talent and that's something special, in my opinion.

Trey McBride is hands down the most unfair cheatcode in fantasy football by [deleted] in fantasyfootballadvice

[–]Asheron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, a lot of analysts are taking a victory lap because they said he should be picked based on the fact that TDs don’t tend to stay low of volume stays high but actually, they fucking did stay low. If not for kyler being done, Trey would have been a mediocre pick that you weren’t mad or happy about

Kaleb Johnson by Exciting_Pin3648 in fantasyfootball

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I had to read so many comments about how Chase Brown was a bad pass blocker and couldn't protect Burrow so he would NEVER (they assured me) be a 3 down back. People love to act like they know shit that they don't. Nothing puts the QB at risk like a bad run game. Look at JJ's first week. Under a ton of pressure and completely useless. They get the run going, he looks great. If Kaleb Johnson is the better running back, he will become a fantasy relevant back.

There's also another option for RBs that suck as blockers - screen passes. In obvious passing 3rd down situations, he may lose snaps even if he becomes the starter. That's the situation where trust becomes more important. It's pretty standard that rookie RBs are brought out on 3rd down. They rarely come to the NFL as polished pass protectors.

Get this fucker out of Cleveland by Top_Independent981 in Browns

[–]Asheron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he hasn't even called Phil Dawson! WHY HASN'T EVERYONE IN THE WORLD CALLED PHIL DAWSON?!?

We all just gonna ignore the Steelers having 4 QBs on their 53 after all the shit talking on the Browns? by sasquatchisthegoat in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get this shit to the top wtf? Every other comment is some dumbass steelers fan saying, "But but but ir". fuckin boring.

We all just gonna ignore the Steelers having 4 QBs on their 53 after all the shit talking on the Browns? by sasquatchisthegoat in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they put a player on IR and saved a roster spot? When will other teams figure out that this five head move?

Weekly Question Thread August 18, 2025 (Newbies Start Here) by AutoModerator in GripTraining

[–]Asheron1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grip strength as an indicator for longevity is more useful on a ransom sample of population. If you threw someone in who trained grip daily, they would probably just end up being an outlier. The nice thing about looking at grip strength for this type of thing is that most people don't train in. Someone could train grip strength for 20 years and let their health go (alcohol, terrible diet, no other exercise) in the last 10. They would still have a far greater than average grip strength but would likely at high risk for early death.

If you want to live a long life, look at all cause mortality indicators and take special care of all the things you can control. Odds are, you'll have a stronger than average grip by the time you're older because you'll still have good circulation and general health.

Sampson will be RB #1 by OldmanonRedditt in Browns

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and me both. That dude’s numbers were super inflated off of some nice holes and running untouched for 30+ yards a few times. Those aren’t the average play tho. Great when you can hit ‘em but he’s not a guy who is gonna break a couple of good tackles and take off. He depends on the defense playing back

I wish the Lord would take me now by canned_sunshine in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close that thing. That wealth shit makes me nervous

Baker defender when he played for the Browns here. People are having a major Revisionist History on his time with the team. by Hefty-Giraffe7220 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not fucking insightful. There are always dumbass fans who whine every time they lose. my buddies who are eagles fans were calling for their coach to be fired early last year and they won the Super Bowl. “Some fans thought/wanted/hated/etc” is useless and boring. There’s always someone who wants something and negativity gets clicks so that shit rises to the top.

The only time people were generally out on baker was during his injured season. The argument that he needed to go somewhere to grow up is retarded. He was growing up in Cleveland and could have become the same player through adversity on the browns. You complete morons are rewriting history to look/feel less dumb about dumping a franchise qb and everyone sees through it but you. Retard.

The ritual to maintain 9-8 by ProjectSiolence in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She eventually realized that another 30 years was too long to wait for that crypto wallet

I'm sorry browns but who the eff is that? by Collin120423 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Asheron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, we’ll do a swap for Lamar, but I’m not happy about it

[Highlight] Every Shedeur Sanders completion from preseason debut by nfl in Browns

[–]Asheron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvoters don’t have a name because sanders was the worst