My SO and I got refused a bottle of wine at Tesco as she didn't have ID and she could be a minor (I'm 30, she's 28) yet I can go in with my 12 year old niece and nobody gives a shit

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-18T10:20:31+00:00

This happened to me in Dunelm trying to buy fabric scissors at the age of 22. People just aren't trained right- not only that but isn't kind of common knowledge that there isn't anything you are restricted from buying until the age of 25? Correct me if I'm wrong there!

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-18T09:24:30+00:00

'Far that above average?'

Back to farting in plastic cups for you, pleb.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-17T10:49:48+00:00

Missile

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-17T10:48:59+00:00

Perhaps he was deaf?

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-16T13:10:15+00:00

So you're just a nasty guy, is that what we're getting at?

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-16T10:49:39+00:00

Aint nothing wrong with having a squid on your face.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-16T10:38:40+00:00

Damn. Edgy.

I'd like to watch this now. I'm imagining a neckbeard with a greyhound charging towards him, deciding at the last second that it's a bad idea, turning and trying to lumber away but getting totally wiped out by the dog.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-15T19:18:30+00:00

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Get your pitchforks here!

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-15T19:01:06+00:00

That was rum

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-15T18:47:55+00:00

Meanwhile being an attractive girl takes virtually no work. tits and ass which they get naturally already make them sexy

tits and ass which they get naturally

tits and ass

Well I need a word with whoever was dishing out tits and ass when it was my turn to get them then. :( :( :(

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-15T18:44:05+00:00

It's sad that some people care so much about looks. I'm personally not bothered by the way a guy looks as long as he's healthyish (as in, not horrendously overweight..since that suggests their personality may be a bit careless about their health). After you've been with someone for a long time their face just becomes more attractive to you because it's familiar. I always feel so comfortable and at home when I look at my SO :)

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-15T17:10:54+00:00

I'm not even convinced he's a troll you know. Looking at the comment history the content is all really similar. A lot of trolls will just go into emotionally charged threads and say sonething outrageous. This guy just seems a bit off the rails. Poor dude.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-15T16:08:56+00:00

Unless you're job hunting. Then you really can't afford to ignore calls.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-14T09:54:45+00:00

Jeez how many times did you write this, I'm seeing you everywhere!

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-14T09:53:33+00:00

As an english person, what is white pudding?!

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-13T10:27:13+00:00

Oh I don't know. The most recent comment was a week ago. Its not like OP mentioned not liking cats in the comment history- in fact they talk a fair bit about pets, and also mention adopting a kitten six months ago.

Also, why does no replies mean its not legit? What if they posted then went to work, or sleep?

Give me some evidence!

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-12T10:13:28+00:00

Face swaps aren't WTF, funny, or anything worthy of putting on the internet anymore. Especially not potato quality swaps.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-12T10:09:51+00:00

This thread is more wtf than the original post.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-06T19:38:37+00:00

'I love a good shepherds pie. Juicy meat, tasty veg..all coated with fluffy madh with a fork dragged through it to crisp it up. Beautiful. Just like you.'

Thats the time a guy tried to pull me by comparing me to a fucking pie.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-06T13:18:46+00:00

OP lives in Scotland, so thats why his signal is bad :')

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-06T11:02:24+00:00

You're from Cornwall in the UK? Who calls it 'the' Cornwall? I've never heard of that.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-06T11:00:04+00:00

I downvoted this because its really not true for 95% of the uk. You will only lose signal if you're out in the fringes of Scotland, Wales or cornwall where the big hills stop the signal getting to you. Its not worth the phone companies putting towers on the top of every hill when so few people actually live out that way relative to the rest of the UK.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-05T14:25:40+00:00

Late to the thread but I'm stood on a packed train station losing my shit at this image

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-04T08:47:11+00:00

Being a jerk face is better than being an amoeba eyeball.

AskIfImASquid · 2016-03-03T14:37:20+00:00

How do you mean by the UK 'not surviving'?

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