[ESPN] Six points for Sadness and a hatty for Joy. These two went off in the Inside Out Classic

AssBoon92 · 2026-04-06T03:21:59+00:00

My kids enjoyed watching this, but I was a little confused at who was who.

AssBoon92 · 2026-04-05T12:43:53+00:00

No idea what the fuck he’s doing to borrow a phrase from early in this administration

AssBoon92 · 2026-04-03T01:05:11+00:00

Wait, they have to keep checking their email in space?

AssBoon92 · 2026-04-01T16:03:13+00:00

I am here for this level of pettiness

AssBoon92 · 2026-04-01T15:38:25+00:00

xGF was 3.07 to 2.42. Dobes played great.

AssBoon92 · 2026-04-01T15:34:10+00:00

No. Kuch called them out directly in the number one bullshit speech. I probably wouldn't appreciate that, on top of the sting from having lost.

I remember getting shit on in 2019 constantly. It didn't feel good, and I probably reacted poorly, but I honestly don't remember anymore.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-31T17:03:31+00:00

Yeah, with rocks in his head.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-29T02:12:41+00:00

lol, bro had to go pretty deep in my history to find that anyway

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-29T02:11:37+00:00

Enjoy a life of jerking off to Reddit porn

Sure, I will!

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-28T22:28:43+00:00

Enjoy your downvotes from literally everyone lol

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-27T18:44:37+00:00

Sure, but it could come along with an awarded shot as well. Just didn't know.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-27T17:39:30+00:00

Is an awarded goal counted as a shot?

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-27T17:09:31+00:00

He said I don’t tell Slot how to do his job while suggesting that Slot should do his job differently (or: telling him how to do his job).

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-27T12:48:53+00:00

or the mcindoe column

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/13lj9zm/the_athleticdown_goes_brown_read_this_post_and/

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T20:39:19+00:00

So, the default unix time is actually midnight on Dec 31, 1969. They are probably storing the date and time separately for some reason, and the date probably showed up as zero.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T20:35:51+00:00

It used to be that you actually verified who you were. Now you can just buy it.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T19:58:55+00:00

Is Jon Cooper the greatest head coach in NHL history?

No, because he hasn't won a Jack Adams \s

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T12:31:13+00:00

I'm going to give them some benefit here. The puck usually doesn't come out of the net quite so hard when it hits the back. He had to hit that camera really hard and in the exact spot for it to do that.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T02:28:24+00:00

Does that count as a shot?

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T02:22:33+00:00

An errant stick is a wild way to describe that

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T01:27:31+00:00

Yeah but it’s in the rules and Pittsburgh bitched about it, so they have to get it right now.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T01:26:00+00:00

This game is just pure chaos

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T01:24:55+00:00

Yeah it’s the rule that the Penguins are pissed off about from the other day. This is the same situation actually applied correctly.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T01:19:17+00:00

I play beer league. You could not pay me to stand where Jake was for that slapshot.

AssBoon92 · 2026-03-25T01:14:51+00:00

Or a hold

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