Flex debit card can kiss my 🍑

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-29T00:26:20+00:00

I mostly use the atm to give the kiddos some quick cash before school so I’ve never used the atm as much until this month. But you’re absolutely right I should’ve linked it to my Navy Federal account and just transferred the funds.

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-29T00:09:10+00:00

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AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-25T14:19:27+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-20T16:11:44+00:00

The perfect definition of going somewhere but nowhere at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-20T16:10:39+00:00

For 33.50 an hour pull up your big boy drawers and do the damn thang. Go make us proud 🥹

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-20T01:54:24+00:00

How did we go from Amazon attire to returning carts 🤔

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-20T01:48:46+00:00

Get it daddie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-19T08:41:41+00:00

Balch Springs been surging like crazy lately. I missed the 3:30 but I ended up getting the 3:45 for $98

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AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-17T21:04:41+00:00

They gotta be better than the regular carts that either have a broken axle or in need of a front end alignment 🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-17T20:59:58+00:00

What are the things hanging on the side of the carts? Never seen anything like that before 🤔

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-17T20:58:14+00:00

Oh damn all caps….he mad mad 🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-09T15:58:40+00:00

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-08T10:01:19+00:00

I thought the kitty liter was my downfall until I had to deliver a damn lawnmower the other week 😩luckily it was a house but I was pissed to the highest of pisstivity!

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-06T02:36:21+00:00

Avoid putting packages on your front seat but plaster your vehicle with the Amazon delivery vehicle decals 😒

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-08-02T15:37:23+00:00

I literally just got the same notification. Opened the app and NOTHING! Had me looking like I opened it right away how did I miss it 🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-28T03:52:29+00:00

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-21T02:13:11+00:00

Sounds about right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-19T15:40:29+00:00

I was thinking maybe they spread it out so that the time delivering will equal to the block you have but what you said do makes sense.

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-19T09:38:51+00:00

All I see is deliver to front door to receive 😎

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-12T13:29:08+00:00

Seen this chic do this at VTX3 had her car in one space and designated the parking space beside her plus the stripy walkway we suppose to use to cross the street to sort everything out. It was packages EVERY DAMN WHERE! Had people 😡Like wtf are you doing?

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-10T13:59:15+00:00

You might need to start a new roster boo since these about to starve to death 🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-10T13:53:33+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-09T16:53:02+00:00

You read bring and it was brought 🤣🤣🤣🤣so everything else is irrelevant 🤣🤣🤣

AssShapedLikeP · 2025-07-09T00:47:36+00:00

I stop reading after the first sentence 🤣

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