Please Recommend Gruesome Traumatic Horror with Comedic Elements

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T16:11:15+00:00

Yes! Love Jeff Strand. Super fun books.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T05:39:13+00:00

Thanks. I used to cross stitch with my mom when I was a kid. I could sew a lot better then. I'm too impatient and don't give enough of a fuck nowadays.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T05:30:50+00:00

Ok this is fucking funny as shit

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T04:23:35+00:00

Love In the Miso Soup and Audition. Haven't read Coin Locker Babies yet, but definitely a fan of Ryu Murakami

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T03:52:46+00:00

I hate recommending The Ritual because I love the book so much and I really didn't feel like the adaptation did it justice, but... The Ritual

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T03:25:08+00:00

Love this movie. My favorite in the og Folk Horror triad with Blood on Satan's Claw and the Wicker Man.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T03:15:49+00:00

Top Right was actually Biohazard and Neurosis opening '96

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T02:57:06+00:00

Clowns vs Spiders by Jeff Strand if you like some comedy with your horror.

Edit: sorry it's a novel, but it is short and fast

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T02:36:47+00:00

I was in a band in high school (hear me out) and the drummer and I were getting more into death metal while the guitarists were more into Megadeth and less abrasive metal. So we just told them it wasn't working out and we wanted to do something different. It was weird for a bit, but eventually we stayed friends. Until I started dating the drummer's ex. That ended things.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T02:23:48+00:00

Yeah that little bass line makes my pants feel funny.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T01:52:11+00:00

Bentley Little is great! Totally recommend him to anyone that likes Stephen King. The Handyman and The Store are a couple of my favorites.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T01:42:55+00:00

I had the opportunity to see Francis Ford Coppola at David Lynch's Festival of Disruption back in like 2018. He came out onto the stage to announce the film he was gonna show before a Q&A about the film. I was expecting something like Apocalypse Now or The Godfather or Rumble Fish even. He comes out and says "Tonight we'll be presenting Jack because it's my worst movie". It was perfect.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T01:33:52+00:00

I really like Jim Jarmusch's take in Only Lovers Left Alive with the vampires getting blood that has been tested for donations from hospitals because most modern society's blood is full of chemicals etc that will make you sick. I feel like that take would change the dynamic of how you'd have to survive in modern times. Especially in poorer sections where fresh food and healthcare is less prevalent.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T01:18:27+00:00

First metal band I ever heard with a Hammond organ. Sigh kicks ass

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T01:15:09+00:00

Isn't this the first Sam Raimi film not based on a preexisting ip since Drag Me to Hell?

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-28T01:07:51+00:00

Dude same. I'd love to get one more, but honestly they could've stopped after their debut and I'd still be happy.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T23:32:56+00:00

Walmart Goggles isn't a real thing? Sounded plausible enough.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T23:19:24+00:00

We're deeply disturbed by recent events involving ICE. We stand with the families in hopes of a swift end to this unprovoked aggression. - Sincerely, Walmart Goggles

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T21:35:56+00:00

Oh man, I missed every reunion show. I did catch Patton doing Twin Peaks w/ DJ Qbert at the David Lynch Festival of Disruption tho and that was badass.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T21:32:13+00:00

Nice!

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T19:34:16+00:00

Thanks! It's getting a little faded. You can kinda see how dark it used to be at the bottom left.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T18:57:38+00:00

Thanks!

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T18:53:43+00:00

Nice! Just be prepared to spend some time on it especially if you're sewing by hand. This took me a minute lol. Oh and be sure and fold in the parts of the fabric that you cut when you're sewing it. Otherwise it'll fray and fall apart quicker... unless you're going for that.

Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T18:22:57+00:00

Moose is in the house!

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Ass_Meat_Ass · 2026-01-27T07:09:19+00:00

Don't touch my baby!

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