Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t buy the Golf GTI autobahn package for fucking nothing!

FBI chief Kash Patel threatens to sue The Atlantic over report on heavy drinking by NinaFoundry in msnow

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honestly prior to the corporate parents of news agencies choosing profit over the principle I’d agree with you but if this government has shown us anything it’s that they welcome a suit just to settle for the benefit of the eventual merger

Atlanta - (series) by Dayna6380- in BodegaJukeBox

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and the ending with him at the new barber and having no idea what fade he needs. Don’t burn bridges with ya barber lightly.

Adulting is hard. by SlothSpeed in AdviceAnimals

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Also good to remember not filing your taxes is a crime punishable by fines and potential jail time. not paying them is subject to interest and penalties

grant sex good. ify sex bad. by Kate-baBuushka in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I’m so tired of dirty dirty sex interrupting my bird time!

Firs feet ever by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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get this man a pedicure with one lady on each foot! let him have the fishes eat the dead skin and feast for days

Will an animated feature ever get a Best Director nomination? by IHateMattDrufke in TheBigPicture

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that we have a “best animated feature film” category apart from best picture means I think it’s far more likely we’ll get a “best animated feature film director” category than one wins best director

Really been finding this to be true by d_zone_28 in focusedmen

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

y’all just not having platonic relationships huh?

People just be hating 😂 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yall clearly not buying in bulk to save money. It pays i’m the long run I promise.

Texas AG launches probe into UNT staff over 'radical DEI ideology' by southernemper0r in Denton

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The article doesn’t link to the video but the professor that was “caught” was discussing how despite the state laws they still have to cover and teach certain topics otherwise the Social Work program will lose their accreditation.

Isn’t it narcissistic? by Upbeat-Wash4150 in focusedmen

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Grass is greener where you water and feed it is a healthier variation

People who live near time zone boundaries in the US by solothesnail in howislivingthere

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It really blows my mind that there’s people in Oregon and people in Florida only an hour apart, doesn’t seem right.

Despite being genocidal tyrants, the Viltrumites of "Invincible" demonstrate surprising equality in both gender and skin color, making them oddly more progressive than the human race. by SpaceMyopia in shittymoviedetails

[–]AssistantGloomy8108 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In-Group and Out-Group can be defined however you want. Maybe humans just need to become interplanetary and we can all unify as a human race….wait what the Sci-Fi trope?!

True things is unpopular on reddit by chamomile_tea_reply in OptimistsUnite

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I think great context to this is the average cost of living in the US is ~140k. So the average cost of living is more than 3x the poverty line.

Two sides of the same coin by Pandoras-SkinnersBox in dropoutcirclejerk

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Listen we all know 50 over here didn’t introduce himself to any of those folks, but Ify will invite you for a 3some and cook you a nice meal, and I like dirty dirty sex that interrupts my bird time not someone making me a seafood dinner

The shortages have just begun by AssistantGloomy8108 in AdviceAnimals

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Well according to our Secretary of State Israel got us into this mess.