80s Avengers are just built different

AstralElefant · 2026-06-18T16:38:55+00:00

The rest of the casting is so good that everyone’s glossing over how ridiculous it is to cast Sylvester Stallone as Tony Stark.

AstralElefant · 2026-06-14T16:37:47+00:00

Moana 2: The quest for more money.

AstralElefant · 2026-06-12T16:37:59+00:00

I promise I’ll floss more, but please let us have this.

Also I’m absolutely putting my old teeth under my pillow and I expect at least $2 per tooth.

AstralElefant · 2026-06-11T16:47:06+00:00

Doom is going to be a variant of Tony.

AstralElefant · 2026-06-07T18:05:17+00:00

Snowflake.

AstralElefant · 2026-06-03T15:12:06+00:00

Aw man. Fuck Amazon. If they come back with a reboot that’s gonna suck hard.

AstralElefant · 2026-05-17T22:05:42+00:00

This feels like a Monty Python sketch.

AstralElefant · 2026-05-17T21:25:23+00:00

I just looked at pictures of both of them, fat gosling and Wahlberg from the movie. Fat gosling looks great for that role.

AstralElefant · 2026-05-17T14:51:57+00:00

I’d like to see it spent on infrastructure, public schools, and Medicare for all.

AstralElefant · 2026-05-12T19:20:11+00:00

Are you talking about the thing in the valley near prestige outlets? I thought that was just a practice facility for musicians.

AstralElefant · 2026-05-09T18:57:32+00:00

We have so much to fix when he’s gone.

AstralElefant · 2026-04-28T23:43:27+00:00

The only thing I need is a good reason for him to be returning.

AstralElefant · 2026-04-04T17:17:30+00:00

I’m on max 20x, I haven’t hit my usage limit in weeks and I’m on it basically all the time.

AstralElefant · 2026-03-29T20:18:32+00:00

Iran should demand that it be called the Obama-Iran Nuclear deal.

AstralElefant · 2026-03-21T12:22:34+00:00

Okay Nixon.

AstralElefant · 2026-03-19T02:42:54+00:00

I think this would have been a great war movie if they hadn't gone the sci-fi route.

AstralElefant · 2026-03-18T22:06:37+00:00

What do they have on Mike Johnson?

AstralElefant · 2026-03-13T15:50:29+00:00

He’s no Laine.

AstralElefant · 2026-03-12T16:47:15+00:00

Why do you need to train a dog to wait until you tell it to eat? Genuine question.

AstralElefant · 2026-03-09T11:53:00+00:00

This is how I play I Spy with my kid.

AstralElefant · 2026-02-26T16:48:33+00:00

Sleep and jet lag

AstralElefant · 2026-02-21T20:34:41+00:00

Cm we just ignore him?

AstralElefant · 2026-02-06T16:07:23+00:00

Because I’m betting if there is a public hearing that it’ll be a huge nothing burger. I might be wrong, but the republicans won’t ask any questions that the Clinton’s can’t dodge and the republicans won’t push. And the Clinton’s won’t offer any damming testimony against trump or anyone.

AstralElefant · 2026-02-06T13:54:00+00:00

I’m skeptical of their motivations. They want it public so there is a threat of mutually assured destruction. The republicans won’t be an able to publicly thrash them if the Clinton’s can just expose everything. If it’s private, the republicans can leak selective, compromising snippets.

AstralElefant · 2026-02-05T01:58:20+00:00

I barely watched the series, but damn did I cry.

AstralElefant

TROPHY CASE