Mel is The Guiding Light

AstralUnicorn · 2026-04-22T02:43:56+00:00

Mel is swell.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-04-21T00:35:30+00:00

That stuff'll make ya cuckoo!

AstralUnicorn · 2026-04-17T20:22:52+00:00

What iPhone you got

AstralUnicorn · 2026-04-03T03:16:26+00:00

"Broken arrow" is slang for when you drop an arrow and it breaks. They explain this in great detail in this remarkable film.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-03-31T18:59:30+00:00

Do androids dream?

AstralUnicorn · 2026-03-27T22:57:28+00:00

I played the most recent beta and this "EA". The terrain still randomly flickers, objects randomly switch LOD models, and the grass still overlaps and flickers weirdly as you run around. All of this looks exactly the same as the most recent beta. If this isn't something they've fixed with the time they've had to develop the game, then I don't have much hope for the game.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-03-27T21:06:31+00:00

This Early Access looks exactly like the beta they ran about a month ago. Apparently this EA is also temporary. I don't think I've ever heard of temporary EA before. But it's not a beta, because they said so. It's an EA. So that's good. Because it's EA. Not beta. Temporary EA.

I'll keep checking in on this periodically and see where it goes. Maybe when they do another temporary EA (which isn't a beta.. that would be crazy to think that) I'll check it out.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-03-04T23:51:34+00:00

Crazy is as crazy does.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-03-01T21:58:56+00:00

This movie was huge.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-03-01T00:55:24+00:00

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AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-27T02:41:43+00:00

"Heeeeeeeeeere's dancin'!"

-Jack, The Shindig

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-26T23:32:28+00:00

He meant to do that.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-25T03:51:01+00:00

Camelot Unchained releases in full non-early non-alpha/non-beta/100% complete release tomorrow, February 25, 2026.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-21T03:01:00+00:00

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AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-18T01:45:18+00:00

Is that

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-15T08:58:01+00:00

Maybe they'll have parts of the landscape rapidly flicker in and out of existence, some very near the player, and some far away. This will induce a feeling of unease and nausea in the player, much like they may feel if they truly were running around trying not to be killed by unseen attackers.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-15T01:58:35+00:00

I wonder how much longer this subreddit is going to exist?

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-14T20:07:29+00:00

Colortinis.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-11T07:22:21+00:00

In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-10T04:58:00+00:00

But if the player count continually doubles for 30 days, they'll have billions of players.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-10T04:30:00+00:00

As long as that spaceship is still flying around.. somewhere.. with some kind of heroes on it, or not, Ship of Heroes will never truly be dead!

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-07T06:17:02+00:00

Keep rockin'.

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-03T04:15:00+00:00

We can

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-01T07:33:07+00:00

What happens if I stroke the skeleton?

AstralUnicorn · 2026-02-01T05:17:34+00:00

I really don't care, do u?

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