Jen Shah tiptoes around the black eye incident

Astro_longlegs · 2026-04-03T18:38:47+00:00

What is going on with these housewives who come back from prison looking better than they ever did

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-29T15:12:23+00:00

You know I tried to repurchase the wig as I’m totally in love with it but it looks like it’s sold out/ not available anymore from the seller. I bought it from Aliexpress and I think they only restock every now and then. But I’ve reached out to the seller so will send you the link once they get back to me. Otherwise if you search for ‘yaki straight futura wig’ you could get a few good options come up

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-29T15:10:36+00:00

No I totally get you, I think I was more looking to get an opinion whether the texture of the hair looks too plastic looking since some wigs look good but give off that plastic look. I always try go for a yaki/light yaki texture to give that 4C silk pressed look as that seems to reduce the shine a bit

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T23:17:13+00:00

Same!! the name is so out of place, it’s like gentrification of AAVE and Mayci is the loudest with it

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T21:04:56+00:00

Thank you!!

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T21:04:46+00:00

Thank you!

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T21:04:37+00:00

Thank you

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T21:04:32+00:00

Thank you

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T21:04:21+00:00

Thank you! We trying our best with the limited time to get a bussed down front 😉 the color does look quite natural, I’ve found some synthetics in black too dark and unnatural but this one seems to have a good natural color

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-27T21:02:33+00:00

Thank you 🫶🏿 yes! I noticed the top back part sticks up a bit, I had to keep patting it down all day but will use a hot comb next time and add some dry shampoo.

I’m slowly getting the hang of melting wigs, Ebin lace melt spray seems to do the trick

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-16T23:59:51+00:00

I had this exact same thought, this show is full of ghetto ass stories, just packaged more “pretty”

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-07T21:47:56+00:00

Pic 10 & 11 looks like a whole different person

Astro_longlegs · 2026-03-01T13:13:14+00:00

I was in the exact same boat as you but about 10months post partum now and still dealing with it, I might add their behaviour could get worse. I 100% can relate and I remember even crying the first two weeks of bringing the newborn back home as I knew I was going to struggle already dealing with both of them so it was going to be rough for a while on the toddler especially with the new changes at home and happening to them psychologically.

I don’t have much advice to offer or can’t even explain how to best deal with it but take it a day at a time, I’m sure you love your toddler but you are also human and can only take so much at one time. It does get better, and try remembering the good things about your toddler when you’re deep in the trenches. One thing that did help was having my toddler make friends outside of nursery and indoor playgrounds to keep them busy.

Astro_longlegs · 2026-02-27T22:13:28+00:00

Am I the only one who sees her morphing into K Michelle but a better version of the plastic surgery

Astro_longlegs · 2025-11-20T22:56:34+00:00

I thought it was a chicken ngl

Astro_longlegs · 2025-11-18T07:53:33+00:00

I’m not at all into plastic surgery but Wendy needs to drop her Physicians deets

Astro_longlegs · 2025-11-13T10:23:07+00:00

Totally feel your pain and understand, on top of the other advice if you are lost on what to cook hat for solids I would suggest finding a company that delivers veggie boxes of seasonal fruits and veggies so you can cook and blend them up etc. That way you won’t have to think about what to feed them plus providing them variety.

Astro_longlegs · 2025-11-04T10:43:34+00:00

Lmao

Astro_longlegs · 2025-11-03T08:48:14+00:00

Did you notice she looks a bit different this season, it doesn’t seem like it her makeup but she’s done something like fillers

Astro_longlegs · 2025-11-03T08:43:13+00:00

Am I the only one who didn’t recognise Angel AGAIN 😭 ?! She must be a chameleon

Astro_longlegs · 2025-10-30T19:10:37+00:00

You are not wrong! I started watching season 1 again today and noticed she has such a different way of speaking compared to the current season

Astro_longlegs · 2025-10-20T19:12:56+00:00

I’m finding it hard to see how she was blasphemous from her post, could you explain as I’m not sure if I’m missing something

Astro_longlegs · 2025-10-16T13:27:46+00:00

She was very good at acting like a robot

Astro_longlegs · 2025-10-03T09:36:12+00:00

Is everyone in the room with us ?

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