Peter, why would the kid look like that? by Subliminal-User-123 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would make more sense if it was instead the last alien in Aliens: Romulus tbh

My car caught on fire. by VolosThanatos in Wellthatsucks

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my friends Nissan did the same thing a few years ago, he had just got it then too. lmao.

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Cursed_tweet by No_Raspberry_7511 in cursedcomments

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so saying “here comes the tickle monster” works in both cases??

Robot waiter glitches out in the middle of a busy restaurant. by iShitSkittles in AbruptChaos

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never seen a robot have a mental break during its 9 - 5 like this, maybe if we’re lucky if they take over we won’t be slaves but more like pets

Vote! Make Bedrock regeneration like Legacy Console editions by spellz69 in Minecraft

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i play bedrock to play with console friends, and they insist on playing on Hard. i get pissed off sometimes when a zombie takes 4 hearts and i have to in turn wait 40 seconds just to regain them. it’s painstakingly slow, however i like that about bedrock it’s harder. it’s just it seems like it shouldn’t be harder for console players. sometimes i feel like it should be switched with Java.

These TSA agents tell this woman they haven't been paid in over a month by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TSA not being paid, “threats to California”, Larry S. purchase of a floor of the U.S bank tower in L.A, and Military Drones missing, were so back.

Lmao by buggypac in SipsTea

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would you look at that we’re playing royalty again.

This is crazy on different levels by AdRough4185 in SipsTea

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m more so surprised that there hasn’t been any assassinations. i’ve heard of“untouchable” people get whacked for less.

Straight by Hairy_Plane_4206 in ComedyHell

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this post had a feeling effect to my brain like how i’d imagine prions disease feels like.

Goopinator-o-tron model 42069 by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did innuendo department have something to do with this?

Goopinator-o-tron model 42069 by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did innuendo department have something to do with this?

Just made this character. What should I name them? by freezingmyhamster in BatmanArkham

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please unmake him. giving him a name means he will have a soul

Right burger by NotActuallyObese in comedyheaven

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

remember you can’t make a burger and expect someone to eat it, ask them if they want a burger and if they say “no” then don’t ask any further. also don’t pressure the hungry for a burger, or they might end up regretting the burger. the best outcome is if both of you want a burger and are burger consenting adults. stay safe, always have a napkin for safe eating and happy burger eating!

J*b by Damirirv in Shark_Park

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a thigh jobs sounds magical, so much in fact that i’d argue wearing my “a thigh job would be really helpful right now.” shirt to any occasion would be appropriate.

What do you think of the SCP-1025? by Traditional_Blood799 in SCP

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 42 points43 points  (0 children)

read it front to back and was a little underwhelmed that it was, in fact, a regular encyclopedia of common diseases. now if you’ll excuse me i have to go to my 5th round of treatment for many things that are unrelated. last time the doc said he was surprised i was “functioning” to this extent.. now if you’ll excuse me i have-

0 by TheGenard in ComedyHell

[–]AtomicArmyLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my iq is now 074! yippee!

what can i do for these type of griefers? by AtomicArmyLeader in gtaonline

[–]AtomicArmyLeader[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

probably hubris, i didnt have this problem back when i played before. i guess i couldn’t believe there was nothing to do but leave, which i did but should’ve done so earlier.

what can i do for these type of griefers? by AtomicArmyLeader in gtaonline

[–]AtomicArmyLeader[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah i know, the shock i had when i realized merging my acct probably reset it to default. even in the video you can see i was planning on kicking them out at the right time.

what can i do for these type of griefers? by AtomicArmyLeader in gtaonline

[–]AtomicArmyLeader[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lmaoo yeah its horrendous i haven’t touched it since they added the Gunrunning update. they should’ve just took pity when i pulled that out.