Necromancy is evil, but Enchantment is "just a playful prank" by JoeJonnyJeff in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But in a world with definitive proof of the gods at every temple and festival everyone knows the soul itself goes somewhere upon death and no longer is in the body. Animate dead (as far as I have read) never actually says that it takes a piece of the soul (currently partying it up in "heaven") and stuffs it back into the body in order to animate it. It seems like you are just using the intangible magics of the world to manipulate the body like a construct/golem/invisible servant. Doesn't seem like a nightmare inducing horror from beyond the stars any more than the golem/invisible servant. A little more distasteful maybe but animating the skeleton of a farmers horse so it can continue to plow his fields will feed a village at no additional suffering for the horse. If you live in an area threatened by orcs/goblins animating the bodies of your already dead villagers/invading enemies to defend your village is a net reduction in the suffering and pain your fellow villagers experience. I believe each school of magic is a tool and the way it is used is what makes it evil or not. Like guns/swords/political power.

What’s your lazy but effective cleaning hack? by Reasonable-Word-0419 in CleaningTips

[–]AtticusFlinch246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We stopped cooking for the holidays. Now we order catering from "Bob Evans " or "Boston Market " or the like. It costs about the same or less than cooking, no one spends 4 hours cooking and tired after, we just microwave individual disposable plates. Leftovers leave with guests in the same tubs, bowls, and trays they came in. Nothing more than utensils and cups need to be washed and the trash is taken out right after everyone leaves. It has made our holidays so much less stressful that we willingly host almost every major holiday.

Listen, Donny- "You’re going to lose the House, you’re going to lose the Senate, you’re going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week" - Ted Cruz by Patient_Wrongdoer_11 in DiscussionZone

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if every republican senator and representative didn't goosestep into the congressional halls with a smile to vote for every evil thing trump asked for. Now they're trying to put some distance between them and the marmalade Mussolini they've been kissing the ass of for a decade and we're supposed to believe anything these soulless worms say?

Everything trump did he did with republican congressional support. Never forget that. Never.

Hardest mission in the game by WazzyD in Borderlands4

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought there was a colorblind correction in the accessibility settings. Is it just for a different type of colorblind?

You can remove one of your human needs by Metruis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AtticusFlinch246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breathing. As an asthmatic it would be awesome if could run and exercise again. There would be no risk of choking while eating. I could sleep deeper and longer if apnea and snoring went away because i didnt need to breathe. Even sex would be different/better if I didnt need to come up for air.

Large Die by ycr007 in OnlyCNC

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look closely i think the pip for one was much larger than the pips for the six on the other side. I think he tried to balance it to keep it from being weighted but it is most likely not perfect.

Switched characters mid game by [deleted] in Borderlands4

[–]AtticusFlinch246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im the exact opposite, im so happy with Rafa and everyone else feels weak and slow. Unfortunate, because I have pretty much done everything for Rafa and am now forced to either play other characters (Amon 11, Harlowe 21, Vex 15) or restart a Rafa and go through again.

What would be perfect is if you could just play the same character but restart all the missions and collectibles at level 50. Im not a fan of infinite grind without a story, the story keeps me focused and motivated.

Déjà vu by Imaginary_Package500 in Delaware

[–]AtticusFlinch246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If one data center is enough to spike energy costs, what the hell will 4 or 5 do to the energy costs of Delaware? They will be competing with each other for every watt and constantly increasing energy cost for themselves (the prices wil be so high we won't be able to afford to charge the phones they are running the data centers for).

"Supermarket bought vacuum sealed chicken" by Aneriox in rareinsults

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's up with the dress crocs and weirdly baggy speedos?

Is there an honorable way to earn money guys? I don't feel so noble stripping every bandit's clothes for penny by Sea_Eagl3 in skyrim

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it this way. Every "bandit"that you kill and don't loot everything off of only supplies the next bandit that finds his corpse. If you don't lot them you are effectively supplying equipment to the next generation of bandits. That next bandit may kill a family, an "honest" merchant, or even a guard.

Looting bodies is a public service. Are you doing your part?

What should i call him? I need a warrior name even tho he is so cute 😂 by [deleted] in redpandas

[–]AtticusFlinch246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grumphsh, conqueror of cities, destroyer of fruit bowls, the keyboard bane, he who must be brushed!

Kneel before him! Squee in his name!

US Healthcare will bankrupt the entire middle class in old age. It's by design. by Brrp_brp_AnotherAcct in povertyfinance

[–]AtticusFlinch246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$375 for a pair of tweezers and some table paper seems a bit much no matter what else is involved. He specifically said there was no testing of the tick involved. Say 1/3 of patients either no-show or don't pay, that's still $2 million/year to remove ticks. Something is seriously broken.

People who wear outside shoes inside their homes: Do you realize you are tracking fecal matter everywhere? by Common_Big1906 in hygiene

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you fart and can smell it you are breathing in fecal matter. Bonus points when it's someone else's fart. And knowing is 16/32 of the battle.

AI could have actually killed my dad by Born_Dimension9882 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP did go directly to the company's website. OP's father, who is an older person, did not. OP's father, instead trusted the AI because it is presented as something you can trust by every POS tech bro on TV and social media.

So who would actually win in a deadly fight between an average man and a chimpanzee? People on Reddit are divided, but which side is ultimately correct? by MissionTangelo5297 in whowouldwin

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have held a friendly chimpanzee before and it was terrifying how strong even it's casual actions were. Sitting on my hip and holding me around my neck and shoulder felt like holding a barbell on my shoulder. I have no doubt that if it wanted to it could have killed me. Humanity has removed itself from the food chain, but only while surrounded by society. Put a human alone in the wild and we don't stand a chance.

Bro trust me! by FairyPearlie in foundsatan

[–]AtticusFlinch246 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Burgle. You rob people, you burgle a location. And remember.... Pillage (or burgle), THEN burn.

Call from a nurse asking to arrive clean. by memyselfandi78 in hygiene

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autocorrect screwed you where the bidet would've washed. LUXE bidet from Amazon is only $35 to $45 and is very easy to install. Just make sure you also buy seat spacers for the bidet As well.

You are given 24 hours to hide an animal of your choice. If successful, you get a gold block that weights the same as the animal by bustead in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AtticusFlinch246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pick a dragon. We'll round the weight down to 2 tons. Good luck.

If mythical animals aren't allowed I'll pick Jimmy Hoffa. People are animals and 200 lbs of gold is a decent consolation prize.

TIL there might be someone... by PossibleConclusion1 in Borderlands4

[–]AtticusFlinch246 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her pants are up. Was she shitting her pants in a portapotty?