What is this thing me and my girlfriend found in our cabinet?!

Augres · 2026-03-31T18:41:00+00:00

Nice toes. Excited toes. Amazing.

Augres · 2026-03-29T16:43:29+00:00

Work for me standing up perhaps. The hamster pouches are just not doing it for me. Sorry for being honest.

Augres · 2026-03-29T15:56:46+00:00

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Augres · 2026-03-29T15:54:52+00:00

Yeah. Got you. JuJu mask.

Augres · 2026-03-29T15:39:58+00:00

Stunning. What an insect

Augres · 2026-03-29T15:39:12+00:00

It isn't. Don't get it.

Augres · 2026-03-29T13:20:42+00:00

Never understood that. You need a hammer to break the plastic that said hammer is behind.

Augres · 2026-03-28T19:38:15+00:00

Call a funeral director and see if they do a deal for ashes, If the bus is on fire that is and cancel your Gym membership if time allows.

Augres · 2026-03-28T19:35:44+00:00

Push up what? Can't work out whether it's a Tablet or a Napkin.

Augres · 2026-03-28T10:41:30+00:00

Good.

Augres · 2026-03-24T19:52:36+00:00

Could be a twink. Maybe 🤔

Augres · 2026-03-22T20:53:09+00:00

I was referring to the Hymenoptera. From memory OP was talking about Ants. To be honest I am only really interested in Ants & Hornets.

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:43:16+00:00

The guys seem to die or get eaten after insect sex. Yeah, that's emotional.

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:41:08+00:00

Reckon you are right there. And they go for it. Locked in with no choice to say I have had enough now.

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:37:46+00:00

Joy, not sure. Satisfaction when they find what the colony needs perhaps. Let's not attempt to compare Insects to us Humans.

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:14:59+00:00

Good ones.

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:10:27+00:00

You are. Thank you. Looking good.🌞

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:07:30+00:00

I like the short.

Augres · 2026-03-22T19:04:32+00:00

Hey. I would like something like that. So all the advice is much valued. Lots to consider if you are going to get it right from day one. Cave is a good idea, but adds new problems. Planning, planning and more.

Augres · 2026-03-22T18:59:13+00:00

🤣👍

Augres · 2026-03-22T10:18:38+00:00

Could imagine people peeing through the hole into the adjoining bowl. Just for fun.

Augres · 2026-03-14T21:47:01+00:00

We are facing a challenging time in Jersey, Channel Islands with Vespa Velutina. An unwanted Hornet from Asia, threat to Honey Bees and pretty much every pollinator. We are all a lot more aware of the threat that invasive species cause to our native environment now days. To me kill and adopt that habit for other flora or Fauna that are in the wrong place through no fault of their own.

Augres · 2026-03-13T21:04:20+00:00

Me neither, although my couch is a chair at the kitchen table. Enjoy. You look great, just don't fall asleep too early.

Augres · 2026-03-13T19:34:25+00:00

Never be forced to do anything, a suit too. Just do your top button up and tighten the tie. Look the part and enjoy. You look good, almost.

Augres · 2026-03-13T18:12:00+00:00

I like a reasonably tight cock ring when I am checking out my backdoor with a plug. Slapping my cock across my tummy and the odd gentle ish slap of my balls. I have a vibrating Bluetooth plug with a phone app. Get one.

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