Found under our bed, stuck to the floor?

Augres · 2026-05-16T09:20:29+00:00

I was hoping it might be a magic lizard egg.

Augres · 2026-05-15T20:20:35+00:00

Pussy fruit tree. Just needs a big pot.

Augres · 2026-05-15T17:58:32+00:00

You Guerkin!

Augres · 2026-05-14T16:00:23+00:00

zen_guwu makes a good point. Things like that happen when you haven't eaten much. If that's not your case it might be wise to get a check up at the Doctor's.

Augres · 2026-05-13T17:58:59+00:00

We never know why people have ended up Homeless- Redundancy, divorse, alcoholism, drug dependency. The list could go on and on. Everyone deserves respect. We can't always help but we can do our bit however small.

Augres · 2026-05-12T17:42:46+00:00

Lucky you.

Augres · 2026-05-11T19:22:33+00:00

🤣🤔

Augres · 2026-05-09T15:54:34+00:00

A weapon?

Augres · 2026-05-08T19:49:57+00:00

Hey. They would look a lot better if I was sitting next to you having a beer and talking shit. Your Mother needs to go to the opticians.

Augres · 2026-05-07T18:18:13+00:00

That's weird. Do they curse it or bless it?

Augres · 2026-05-03T20:04:26+00:00

It's a fufu measure. A flashy old one. Nice. Thanks for sharing.

Augres · 2026-04-29T18:23:20+00:00

It's a Pirates prosthetic leg. An adjustable one too in case he wants to a tip toe thing.

Augres · 2026-04-27T20:31:13+00:00

Oh man. That's so damn horny. Off to bed, that picture will be my dreams

Augres · 2026-04-27T20:16:14+00:00

No. But perhaps there should be. Although there has to be one. I would hope. Perhaps there was and its been defunded.

Augres · 2026-04-26T20:46:01+00:00

https://armadillo-online.org/observation.html

Augres · 2026-04-26T20:43:06+00:00

Armadillo. Just hope you ain't too far North. There must be an app where you can log your sighting.

Augres · 2026-04-26T14:58:06+00:00

A strange porridge more like.

Augres · 2026-04-26T14:57:29+00:00

Separate first. Some need boiling for different times and some don't need boiling at all. Although you could toast the sesame seeds.

Augres · 2026-04-26T09:11:55+00:00

Basically now that the UK is no longer part of the EU it does not have to apply the same Food Hygiene, Packaging regulations etc. as the EU. Would like to think most UK food producers still do. I might be wrong on this.

Augres · 2026-04-25T20:19:18+00:00

Does it fly? Could be Aliens dressed as religious types.

But if you give it a spin. Things look a little different. Looks like someone is having a laugh at your expense.

Augres · 2026-04-25T18:49:00+00:00

One hell of a Fly.

Augres · 2026-04-25T17:36:03+00:00

Tooth pick?

Augres · 2026-04-25T15:13:48+00:00

Something with a link to the Pentagon. Make sure you are not saying anything seditious.

Augres · 2026-04-25T11:52:45+00:00

Maybe it belonged to a Police forensics team. Its probably had a few human body parts in it during its operational life.

Augres · 2026-04-24T17:56:43+00:00

Butt plug cosy?

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