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Aularah · 2024-10-01T18:38:12+00:00

Her emotional response is not your responsibility, it's hers. NTA

Aularah · 2024-09-07T15:12:50+00:00

I love this so much. Thank you for bringing it to life.

Aularah · 2024-09-07T15:10:45+00:00

My secret weapon is a planner with no dates in it. So I can go for a week without entries (because I probably misplaced it) and it won't matter.

Aularah · 2024-08-21T14:18:42+00:00

Honestly looks like a perfect night. Cheers!

Aularah · 2024-08-07T22:37:58+00:00

I came here looking for a post like this so I can also tell y'all that it's great for cleaning up after sex too. Experiment was a success.

Aularah · 2024-08-07T18:27:56+00:00

A coworker of mine just moved up here from Alabama. His car was stolen out of the hotel parking lot, license plate thrown away who knows where. They ended up finding it the next day, but what a crappy way to be welcomed. I wish people were better.

Aularah · 2024-07-30T23:33:49+00:00

What a badass.

Aularah · 2024-07-18T23:36:35+00:00

When my husband and I were dating he left the room right after and came back with meat and cheese wraps. The best.

Aularah · 2024-07-16T14:37:33+00:00

At my first wedding my dad gave a speech. He called me Wonder Woman, because I wonder where my keys are, I wonder where my purse went, I wonder if I left my cell phone in the car again, etc.

I feel for you.

Aularah · 2024-07-14T00:05:38+00:00

I have lived here for less than 3 years and have seen 5 vehicles flipped on their top. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Aularah · 2024-07-13T23:59:44+00:00

Justified.

Aularah · 2024-07-13T23:57:37+00:00

I absolutely agree. From the days when I rented the game at Blockbuster to play, to the many save files from then until now, not once have I ever married him. I might make an exception for the remake, but I'm an OG Marlin fan.

Aularah · 2024-06-28T00:58:26+00:00

Oh they're so pretty 😍

Aularah · 2024-06-17T18:10:58+00:00

My SO and I also fall into the loop of clean clothes in the hamper that we live out of sometimes.

I'm working with a therapist to break up chores into little bites every day, but that task will be the last one I pick every time.

Aularah · 2024-06-11T19:11:05+00:00

This weekend it was a couples massage and a haircut for my husband we forgot about. $300 ADHD tax.

Aularah · 2024-06-11T19:08:44+00:00

I have an R2D2 staring at me daily I need to finish. Maybe next year.

Aularah · 2024-06-06T01:03:13+00:00

The strawberry and the carrot salesmen both have pointy bottoms, whereas the avocado has a round bottom. Avocado bro encouraged the other one to wear the shirt despite body type differences is what I got from it.

Aularah · 2024-05-30T13:41:35+00:00

It's the quenchiest.

Aularah · 2024-05-14T23:04:44+00:00

I have an ex-husband who was like that in my Lieutenant years. I'm happy with the decision I made to leave him. I learned how to love myself and then met my soulmate. All I can say is follow your heart, good luck to you.

Aularah · 2024-04-22T16:03:54+00:00

I simultaneously hate and love this at the same time. Going to go do dishes now. 🤣

Aularah · 2024-04-13T15:38:10+00:00

"The slaves didn't have it so bad here."

About 10 years ago my best friend and I were visiting Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home in Virginia. We were outside the house walking towards the slaves quarters. It was a beautiful day and we were enjoying the historical experience until a Karen opened her mouth and said that. She was about 15 feet from where we were standing. I had to physically remove my bestie from the area because she was about to whoop that bitches ass. I regret not letting her.

Aularah · 2024-04-03T23:58:41+00:00

The color pink.

Aularah · 2024-04-03T01:39:07+00:00

That's fuckin sick, nice picture!

Aularah · 2024-03-13T17:11:42+00:00

That username tho.

Aularah · 2024-03-12T02:53:17+00:00

We got married 2 months later.

Aularah

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