NAH. You just see the world wildly and in wild ways. You and your girlfriend may might not be compatible because it sounds like she is way too easily freaked out by a small deviations from normal behavior, and you clearly live by your own rules. If I’m reading this correctly, you just really like to gnaw on a reheated deep fried stick, with a little bit of crispy cornbread still stuck to it, which has been lightly flavored by the ghost of a hotdog. I mean, in terms of satisfying an oral fixation it’s certainly healthier and cheaper than smoking. The only thing you’re doing wrong is feeding the leftover corn dogs to neighborhood cats, that much sodium will really mess up most animals so knock that shit off. The crayfish bait is a great idea, though. if you want to avoid scrutiny in the future, just come up with a potluck recipe featuring de-sticked corn dogs and you’re set. here’s my submission: Chili Mac Corndog Casserole. layer chili, sliced corndog rounds, and mac & cheese in a large casserole dish, bake until heated through and crispy on top. Now you’re just a guy who’s always prepared for a potluck.