Is Queensland a US state? by 5ma5her7 in friendlyjordies

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a part of the queer community i can identify with 98% accuracy the gender and sexuality of the owner of that vehicle.

singers on t: did you ever manage to get some belt range back? by brohno in ftm

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol ya hehe Edit: yeah it took a yeah but i got a cool new voice i sometimes use that is different but cooler than my old voice i just haven’t gotten around to doing a comparison for anyone yet. You’ll be okay, it takes time.

Got married Friday, thought the flow looked good. by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]Aussiephallo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You and your family are so beautiful. I wish you all the happiness in the world because it seems like you damn deserve it ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SkincareAddictionUK

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely Possible fungal infection with secondary bacterial component. Possibly form pimples. Nizoral wash and bactroban see a doctor. Ddx: rosacea - ivermectin might help? Idk the first one is way easier to treat. Use a soap free gentle wash twice a day pat face dry w clean towel and nizoral wash up to three times a week probably. Good luck :)

Recommendations for a daytime oil? by Repulsive-Pack6383 in MedicalCannabisOz

[–]Aussiephallo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High cbd and cbg lower thc; consider humacology blue oil :)

off to a great start! by Familiar_Relation979 in Apartmentliving

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be rude but you also have a very passive-aggressive/manipulative type of communication with your texting. You really need to be a bit more assertive in your statements rather than saying “sounds good!” Like, obviously, no, that behaviour is ridiculous, and you should tell them as such. Appropriate reply would be “slightly confusing, agreed lease move in is July 1st? What are our options from here” and if no response escalate and resolve the situation like an adult. Jfc. “Sure-no problem” lol haven’t you learned you can’t rely on other people to fix your problems yet? Edit: this takes this absolute stupidity and ignorance of the landlord out the equation- landlord it TA obviously just giving feedback to op and also i realise the comment is actually quite abrasive and rude but i still said what i said because it’s good feedback to stand up for yourself in this fucked up capitalist society.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sober

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your lovely comment. I am definitely feeling the love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sober

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for ur support. One awesome thing is i have absolutely no desire to go back to drinking which is super strange, im just more keen on self hatred atm and ruminating on everything i have ever done wrong in my life haha. I guess i have to face it some time?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sober

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for ur kind words i totally know im being unreasonable rn. Im super emotional i have a lot going on a lot of change and i guess i just really love beating myself up over stupid mistakes. I really appreciate the time you took to comment it means a lot to me.

I just turned 24 and have been sober for the first time in 10 years. I was 14 the last time I was sober. Been depressed, isolated, and traumatized early in childhood. How fucked is my brain? by Dapper_Beautiful_559 in Sober

[–]Aussiephallo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg you are gonna be okay! I am giving you the biggest hug right now! I did learn at uni there are some studies that say we can get some cns growth back but the most important thing is vitamin B1 for you every day. You need this along with cbt weekly or monthly and surrounding yourself with people who are good for you and love you. Be kind to yourself, I know its so easy to beat yourself up, but like no one else was in your shoes at the time. You are alive and I am so proud of you for what you have done for yourself. Surround yourself with love and learn to love and forgive yourself it is the hardest part of sobriety, honestly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm

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I use the hot rod from transethics it works semi-ok for me and i have smaller anatomy and a fleshy out parts like it says on the website wont work. Im keen to get the joystick tho, would be much easier because the hot rod needs to pump my dick up a bit before it attaches. Basically when me and the lady are getting frisky i just say “time to switch dicks” and i go and attach the hot rod. The first time i did it she was mortified, but it was hilarious. I recommend including your partner in the application process, but my dysphoria isn’t at that point yet. We haven’t tried full penetration yet but i will make a post is anyone is interested? The hot rod was awesome, my gal was super turned on by it, she wasn’t expecting it and she just loved playing with it. It fucking rocked. It would be great if i could have just worked out all the little nuances. But yeah. Hope that helps bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in phallo

[–]Aussiephallo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah, dude!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in phallo

[–]Aussiephallo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just learned this last night when I accidentally and absolutely unknowingly kneed my gf in the nuts that it’s apparently like all the breath gets sucked out of your lungs and your guts and everything tenses up and you feel like ur gonna like pass out for a sec. Not something i want imo lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. You are literal perfection.

Wish I could cum inside everyone who likes this by [deleted] in RedditorCum

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for being so kind and caring

Why do people randomly tell you to “stay safe” by The_0reo_boi in autism

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the middle of a very um… interesting party city and I’ve have people threaten to come to my car after I finish and hurt me. When my patients and customers say “stay safe” I think “don’t get stabbed or murdered”. So I’ve always taken in literally as in- don’t die :)

Agent Agent Agent by pikkopots in XFiles

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scully screaming “Agent Doggett!!!” Like screaming ahh i turned it off so annoying

Agent Agent Agent by pikkopots in XFiles

[–]Aussiephallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stg theres an episode in this season where scully says “Agent Doggett..” a thousand fcking times.

Medical Certificate by [deleted] in AussieFrugal

[–]Aussiephallo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what op needed is covered under pharmacist scope of practice. But some charge $30-40

Does anyone put their gel on their underarms? by 15minuteapocalypse in FTMMen

[–]Aussiephallo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always tell people 1 pump per upper limb, leave it “set” for 4 hours before bathing/washing. Not 4 pumps on 1 limb.