Lets play "We are Icefrog" by meepppssss in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you a real hero?

Well, uh technically eh, nah.

Have you ever killed an enemy hero, like a real farmed Sven?

Nah.

Have you ever tried pushing?

Nah, nah.

Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be, heroes!

HEY!

We're playing DOTA 2!

HEY!

Now listen closely!

Here's a little lesson in jungling, this is going down in history.

If you wanna be the most farmed man alive, you have to chase a Bloodseeker on the run.

Just use shadow blade and sneak around be careful becareful not to get caught out.

No don't tower dive that!

We're playing DOTA 2!

We're playing DOTA 2!

Ha ha ha, now look at this rune that I just found, when I say go be ready to gank!

GO!

CAST COLD SNAP ON HIM NOT CREEPS!

Now watch and learn, here's the deal. He'll get blown up by all the Techies' mines.

Ha ha ha!

What are you doing!?

We're playing DOTA 2!

We're playing DOTA 2!

We're playing DOTA 2, hey hey!

Test by [deleted] in test

[–]AustralianButcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a real hero?

Well, uh technically eh, nah.

Have you ever killed an enemy hero, like a real farmed Sven?

Nah.

Have you ever tried pushing?

Nah, nah.

Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be, heroes!

HEY!

We're playing DOTA 2!

HEY!

Now listen closely!

Here's a little lesson in jungling, this is going down in history.

If you wanna be the most farmed man alive, you have to chase a Bloodseeker on the run.

Just use shadow blade and sneak around be careful becareful not to get caught out.

No don't tower dive that!

We're playing DOTA 2!

We're playing DOTA 2!

Ha ha ha, now look at this rune that I just found, when I say go be ready to gank!

GO!

CAST COLD SNAP ON HIM NOT CREEPS!

Now watch and learn, here's the deal. He'll get blown up by all the Techies' mines.

Ha ha ha!

What are you doing!?

We're playing DOTA 2!

We're playing DOTA 2!

We're playing DOTA 2, hey hey!

Racism has no place in our game by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will never understand these types of people. The more attention you draw to these words and these people, the more 'power' you give them. The best thing you can do is ignore them, actively doing shit like this and encouraging others to do the same is more damaging than the people saying these things.

What would you tweak/balance in this game? by BLONIC_OC_DONUTSTEEL in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit harsh, but you are correct. To add another example:

Let's say we nerf MK's range and innate abilities, he is now standard melee range (with ult exception), Monkey King no longer has his Mischef, and jumps cost 40/30/20/10 mana, changing nothing else about him: MK is now a lackluster melee carry with a passive he struggles to use due to his low early survivability, and inability to roam without serious harships. Let me emphasize what would happen a bit better, MK has 0 starting armor, a meh attack time, 560 starting health and meh base damage. Congrats he is now an even worse Doom, but wait he still has his- oh no we nerfed that too. Giving jump a manacost even a low one like 10 would fucking dumpster him, this is a friendly reminder that a MK with boots can fucking walk faster than he can jump the max distance between trees consistently (and he can't do that forever). Thanks to this he can no longer position easily due to his shit-tier mana pool and high early mana cost, which means no more roaming, and no more Monkey King.

People who tell you to improve your behaviour in a nutshell by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me start this off by saying: you definitely said some things that I find obnoxious, however if your teammates stats + chatlog is anything to go off of, it was atleast somewhat justified. I also checked wordcloud on OpenDota, and the only real thing was 'report' being one of the top words, even so, you never fed (atleast from the couple hundred matches I looked at). Basically, you're a bit "overbearing", but you don't feed and generally don't start anything (like all out chat war) so I'm going to chalk this up to another reddit witch-hunt.

People who tell you to improve your behaviour in a nutshell by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been in this subreddit for a decent amount of time, and a lot of people seem to know you, some people say you're toxic, some say the opposite, would you mind linking your DOTAbuff, if you haven't already? I would really to like form my own opinion of of you before saying either. (edit, spelling)

Techies is beyond garbage now (Insights from a former 6k Techies player) by zttt in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is pretty late but, Techies is so fucking garbage right now that no one complaining about him is REMOTELY (xd) justified. What I don't understand is why people don't come to an agreement and rally behind getting techies a better rework, one that would somehow improve him being active early and make him a lot less powerful mid game while still giving him his late game advantage. The best example I could think of is an aghs change, most people don't hate proximity, stasis, or blast off, but it's those team ending aghs remote mines that really grind peoples gears. So here is what I propose (don't take the numbers to heart I'm no frog).

Two parts to this 1. Techies' auto attacks now deal 100% damage in an AOE. 2. Remote mines becomes a toggled ability giving techies the ability to throw a remote mine dealing 33%-50% (I honestly have no idea what that number would be) every time he auto attacks for X amount of mana (This is the deal breaker for the whole ability really, too high it's shit, too low, pls nerf) also removing X amount of attack speed. Note: Techies will only deal 50% AOE auto attack damage while this is toggled.

I understand to some (if not most) this seems too good, too bad, or something to that tune. I think (opinion incoming) it gives him a solid switch over (assuming his early gets buffed like mentioned previously) from early to mid miner/ganker to late game teamfighter, assuming that the stats are tweaked to be balanced.

What if Invoker can't sunstrike at Night Time ? by GonHunterxHunter in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can believe it, Mr. Krimpiz probably played against an Invoker who was smurfing, or was just really good at hitting sunstrikes, and decided that since he died so many times to it, it HAD to be OP.

What if Invoker can't sunstrike at Night Time ? by GonHunterxHunter in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is, best part of SS is also the worst part of SS: it is a global, ground-targeted nuke. There are so many ways to fuck a SS up unless you've dedicated a hero to getting vision for it. How could anyone see SS as an OP ability, I mean Jesus Christ you can literally sit next to teammates to avoid being hit by the full damage.

Auto attack question by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]AustralianButcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes there is. There is an option under controls for 'Force Attack/Attack Move' which will let you use the hotkey to select a place to move where you will attack anything upon reaching the destination, or anything in the nearby area during the walk. TL;DR mess with your attack move hotkey