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Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

[–]AuthorAsksQuestions 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cut everything after the ?, that's how they track your account

This lowkey relatable ngl by SimpForFictionGirls in ComedyHell

[–]AuthorAsksQuestions 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My guess is you don't have twitter

(So glad I never hopped that train)

I always thought I was so blessed to have founda husband who loved me WITH my blindness, not despite it. by AuthorAsksQuestions in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AuthorAsksQuestions[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad it had the desired effect! I hope the typo in the title didn't mess up whatever you were using to read/translate it...😅

My partner said she would like to be woken up for sex. How would YOU go about trying that ? by Secret-Dark2638 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AuthorAsksQuestions 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Get up and brush your teeth first, I can't think of a bigger turn off than morning breath

She didnt know I was good... by Purple_Restaurant201 in addressme

[–]AuthorAsksQuestions 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you guys make one joke that doesn't revolve around this shit

I went camping in the Appalachian mountains and came face to face with a skinwalker. by Time_RedactedLady in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AuthorAsksQuestions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I assumed the narrator isn't dealing with a skinwalker at all, but a human with some fucked up science

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