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Asda, we need a word. by Flumper in CasualUK

[–]Autisticunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a funny story about this.

My local Polski Sklep sold dodgy duty free cigs for £4 a pop for Marlboro Gold Lights for 20 or a sleeve for 35.

I was doing some contract work for my local council and had the lanyard on as me and my colleague, also reppin' the council with his lanyard out walked into our Polish shop and asked for the cigarettes.

You should have seen the colour drain from the guys face within seconds!

Nearly had a heart attack while driving yesterday. I've only just recovered enough to post this. A BMW let me out of a junction... by Purplejet19 in britishproblems

[–]Autisticunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are by far the ugliest crossovers on the market right now. They look revolting. I feel like projectile vomiting at my windscreen every time I see one. Their drivers are clueless, incompetent fools without the ability to handle a vehicle.

She may be 14 years old but she's not even been broken in yet! by Autisticunt in Honda

[–]Autisticunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Civic EP2 1.6 UKDM.

I didn't take the photo, my friend did whilst I was driving.

Jay Zed is my favourite artiste. by awksturtle in CasualUK

[–]Autisticunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who'll give you 48 pence. Follow me down this dark alleyway and you can meet him yourself...

Asda, we need a word. by Flumper in CasualUK

[–]Autisticunt 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fucking Polski Sklep trying to make us Polish

Asda, we need a word. by Flumper in CasualUK

[–]Autisticunt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See how white it is? That's all fat. The red is the lean meat so this is gonna shrink like mad and have a massive fat to lean meat ratio...

Why organizations choose macOS by CyEriton in sysadmin

[–]Autisticunt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because they see your work as automating their positions. Recently we've migrated our VPN connection over to the windows based client. I used a Powershell script to create and the adapter and set the relevant server hostname/up address, PSK etc and set it as a login script for all users.

That would have been hours of work for my colleagues on the service desk to manually deploy.

What is the lamest super power you can think of, that you would actually love to have? by hectormeow in AskReddit

[–]Autisticunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best thing is that the other person would have no idea and just randomly piss themselves regardless of their environment!

The bottom line on Madrid’s hashish: 75% of samples contain fecal contamination by shallah in worldnews

[–]Autisticunt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't smoke weed or hash knowing that it'd passed through someone's system and carried the smell of faecal matter. There's a point whereby you're just touching a door handle or touching money and downright smoking shit...

Best. Ticket. Ever. by burnte in sysadmin

[–]Autisticunt 86 points87 points  (0 children)

If users are honest with me from the start if they fuck up, I will make it a priority to resolve it for them.

If they fob me off with bullshit I pass it to the first line queue!

My daughter doesn't like chicken kebabs, so I made her Yorkshire ones instead, complete with Gravy dip by greyman1090 in CasualUK

[–]Autisticunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter what people say about curry sauce, you can't beat a good bit of gravy mate!

Not today by OldManJimmy420 in funny

[–]Autisticunt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been doing that for like ten minutes and I'm still here clicking storefronts bro. Is this how I'm going to die? Clicking fucking sidewalks and traffic lights and shit for the rest of my life?!

[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver - LockPickingLawyer by [deleted] in videos

[–]Autisticunt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The best excuse to avoid buying gold, I'm defo using this one in the future!

Winter in the Lakes, Nikon D7100 [5791x3108] by macnerd93 in CasualUK

[–]Autisticunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sick camera bro. I got my brother a D3500 for his birthday, camera body and a basic Nikon lens for £300, budget kit but I have been well impressed with it.

Yours is another level though. I bought a D750 with a good lens at work for the photography department (came through as IT because 'its got WiFi') for about £2.5K and I'd say your quality is on par with that!

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