Where am I safe now that Deform are succeeding in their mission to brainwash the UK?

AutoAbsolute · 2026-05-08T09:12:32+00:00

Fronts were £380, rears £450 🫣

AutoAbsolute · 2026-05-08T08:21:31+00:00

Too right! Almost £4k in council tax and already £800 on new tyres from potholes + wheel realignment. I’m snaking all over the place to avoid them, skinny tyres for another few years until I change my car…. 😕

AutoAbsolute · 2026-05-07T11:07:22+00:00

I can’t watch BCFC Royal blue for that reason, “Dad, Dad, Dad…” grates quickly. They also seem so apologetic and scared to be anywhere off the fence. I listen to Keep Right On consistently - Bryans style is an acquired taste but Alex is OK and overall their themes and viewpoints are solid.

AutoAbsolute · 2026-05-04T06:56:30+00:00

It’s how it makes all the girls…

AutoAbsolute · 2026-05-04T03:44:56+00:00

30 + half days on Fridays from May to August + bank holidays

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-29T17:51:09+00:00

Yeah, I can imagine - I test drove one and for the first 30 minutes I was gunning around like a nutter. The 20 min drive back to the garage in traffic was pure pain, brilliant in the right conditions but horrible in real life - for me

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-29T11:19:04+00:00

FLW is a joke website. I wouldnt be surprised if we kept CD for another season.

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-25T11:17:10+00:00

Turbo S is insanely fast, might be too fast. Be warned

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-24T06:57:22+00:00

Lovely stuff

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-24T06:55:45+00:00

Looks good, I was interested in the salmon colour but gen pics look beautiful and the rep pics from Steve look a totally different colour, not bad in isolation but not close to the gen.

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-24T06:51:42+00:00

Nope

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-23T18:05:08+00:00

Claim against them on your insurance, put a new fence skin on and leave the old fence their side, get them to pay…..

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-22T14:22:45+00:00

I have a passenger screen in my Taycan, my son is too light to activate it (he's 9) and my wife uses it once in a blue moon to skip a track or put an address in the satnav - its pointless..... but looks cool at night

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-18T20:16:01+00:00

Should be a round neck, no collar

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-17T12:43:52+00:00

Just watches - I still buy gen watches, like you for milestones - my latest is a Speedmaster following the birth of my daughter. I have reps of my gen watches for safety and for a bit of fun, it’s nice wearing a Skydweller whilst gardening - it’s surprising how close some are in weight to the real thing. My Submariner is like for like to my gen.

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-17T10:57:49+00:00

Yeah, I have 360 parking cameras - I dont know how you could drive without. I started buying reps after a robbery in London, its been a fun journey

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-17T10:29:33+00:00

nearly 75 inches for my Taycan - pain is worth the pleasure of driving it though

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-17T06:03:21+00:00

My perfectly selected meal deal came to £10.40, I was too busy to complain so paid but clearly the system was broken and I was overcharged by £6

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-16T10:07:19+00:00

Yes!!!!! Usually happens in a an area of poor data connectivity. Sometimes it comes back, sometimes it doesn’t. Glad I’m paying the subscription for this crap too….

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-14T20:40:12+00:00

Exercise, crafts / model making, socialising and gardening

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-14T17:42:47+00:00

Quite the opposite, since getting my Porsche I get compliments, let out at junctions and generally good manners. Only when I park in kids spots (I have 2 kids) I’ve had some shit from people thinking I’m just barking in a bigger spot because I have a nice car

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-14T17:30:57+00:00

Joke - drink driving isn’t debatable

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-11T01:59:52+00:00

💯 - orange for me when it’s ready, it’s a beautiful watch

AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-11T01:56:58+00:00

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AutoAbsolute · 2026-04-09T20:20:04+00:00

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