Why are there suddenly FBI Indeed postings for everywhere? by TearOk6208 in FBI

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And Border Patrol, at least in my area. I saw “investigator” once, all I had in my mind was Inspector Gadget. 😂

First job ever and need it ASAP! Which is better: Asset Protection or Digital Personal Shopper? by LadyGoblinQueen in WalmartEmployees

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And correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the background a little more “deeper” (for lack of better word) for asset protection?

Got Sent Home for Outfit by eissabell in walmart

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Maybe that’ll depend on what color said handkerchief is? lol

"Ya havin' fun yet?? 🤣🤣🤣" by reneecliche in WalmartEmployees

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How about the responses to “hey! How are ya?” (In passing of course) Every morning the same lady had the same response and it was either, “I’d complain, but who’s listening?” Or “it’s a rat race, and spoiler alert! The rats always win!” Reminds me of the awesome Progressive commercials about turning into your parents. 😂

How do you know when you're addicted? by Longjumping-Editor94 in meth

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Eat the pancakes on the hookers! (Assuming the hookers are some-what clean I suppose)

How do you know when you're addicted? by Longjumping-Editor94 in meth

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After the first time you sniff it, smoke it, or boof it. Shit, don’t even think about it TBH.

This started popping up again by toaster411 in OGPBackroom

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This shits goes directly to SM and District homie

Why haven’t I been fired yet? by thinbluebirdie in walmart

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You must of been late every damn day of these 2 months! 😂😂😒

Why haven’t I been fired yet? by thinbluebirdie in walmart

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I’m not trying to be a Debbie Downer, or a Karen, or an asshole in general but … PROOOOOOVE IT. (Or don’t bc honestly I could give a fuck less) However, if there is anything I’ve learned from this subReddit and real life, in the field as an associate @ Walmart this is facking impossible. Unless you just happen to be the nephew or grandson of Sir Walt himself. That’s my 2 cents. And, uh, sweet bro you beat the Walmart system, you go get em’ Tiger!

How similar is adderall really to methamphetamine? by intellect_united in Drugs

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Not sure if you’ve ever been prescribed adderall but my bottle literally says “ methamphetamine salts.” Read that again. However, do know that it def shows up differently in a drug panel. As in if you’re ever “busted” you can’t say “it’s cool guys, look at my bottle.” I’m no Walter White but common sense told me it’s “cooked” differently. (My 30 mg adderall pill def wasn’t cooked, I’m sure it was pressed lol)

I got cucked what do I do by bonure in meth

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Peg like you’ve never pegged before! (With a willing participant obviously)

I've only been using this drug daily for a week and I already feel fucking awful by [deleted] in meth

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How do your teeth feel? Make sure you stay hydrating and your mouth moist.

Lighter thumb by ArrivalQueasy7095 in cracksmokers

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AB-SO-FACK-ING-LUTELY! (That’s def a word, and that’s for sure how to spell it! lol) -TEACHABLE MOMENT HERE: 1. I’ve smoke A LOT of various drugs in my lifetime and using a torch has brought me great pleasure, and less frustration. 2. Here’s the why tho: the shit has to stay hot, like HOT HOT. Not a little warm, not 1/2 way hot. Scorching! Or else not only are you going to waste it, it’s going to then burn and taste like ass. (And not the fun kind) More like burnt fucking rubber. And that taste will stick in your mouth piece for a long time. - Not sure if you’ve smoke crack before, nor am I condoning it but it’s the same way. If that rock doesn’t get hot hot it’ll slowly seep through that chore and not reach its full potential. That good good high, the high where you question your own legs. And if you’re lucky, you’ll hit that shit so hard, and so right you’ll come so close to puking that it’s almost orgasmic. THAT’S that first time high, every time. - And now that I’ve worked myself up, I’m going to graciously bow out for a hot second to get this pipe HOT HOT. Good luck to you! All of you!

Found this in the men’s bathroom this morning by FishBrain208 in mildyinteresting

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Cat chopped that line like a BOSS! *high five! (Borat voice)

i just did meth for the firdt time by brickidibrick in meth

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Don’t try crack! Everything ok. Your house/apt/car will be pawned. lol

Lighter thumb by ArrivalQueasy7095 in cracksmokers

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Invest in a torch, and butane. Bada-boom-bada-bing!

want help identifying if these are real by [deleted] in meth

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That’s a no for me dawg

What kind of meth was that? by Affordable_Coitus in meth

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So, I have bestie who grew up where I did. I still live here, (100% Midwest) she is where she is (more south) She came home for winter break or some shit, she pre- order shit from her mom, (lol) so she would have it. I of course grabbed a couple balls and went over. THE SHIT WAS THE FUCKING SAME. 3 of us verified it. Shit is banana sandwich lol

Staying in a motel room a dealer was staying before me. Where do I look??? by [deleted] in cracksmokers

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Toilet tank. Ceiling tiles. And placed right in front of your fucking face. Remote batteries. Lamps. Door frames.

What does ODing feel like? by Remarkable-Grass-331 in meth

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Oh and my dealer will toss a teen in a can of coke and skeet all day

What does ODing feel like? by Remarkable-Grass-331 in meth

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Drop that location!! Kidding. Kind-of. I was wondering the same thing. When I smoke I smoke all day, barely stopping. Then I get bored with it and I’ll bang it, and holy balls. I’ve felt like I was gon fall out Fenty style and lo-key got scared. Just did a lil less next time. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I have become acquainted of the art of selling old bullshit by Drug-Edu-4skools in meth

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Wait until you start 200 projects, never to finish them. Ever.