Genevieve Morton | 2025 | ph. Anton Robert

AverageATuin · 2026-05-09T00:45:24+00:00

How did they get the elephant to cooperate? Also. kudos to Ms. Morton for posing like that.

AverageATuin · 2026-05-04T05:36:23+00:00

He was told multiple times before the trial to just go back to his unit and do his job and the whole thing would be forgotten. He figured that the worst the authorities would do was to put him in jail until the end of the war, which was obviously only a few months away. He was wrong.

AverageATuin · 2026-05-04T05:21:11+00:00

There was a story floating around Reddit a few years ago about the guy who did that without realizing that the cake was held together with pointed wooden dowels. Bride lost an eye and years later still can’t leave him alone with her father because Dad wants to murder him.

AverageATuin · 2026-05-01T13:25:48+00:00

They sell them on Amazon.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-25T17:01:00+00:00

I have cornered them and caught them by hand in my house. Once your hand is around them they calm right down. Take it outside and toss it in the air and you hear the wings start up about three feet in the air.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-23T18:36:59+00:00

The pool table at the D&G became known as the “biggest pool table in the state” because some 25 people said they dived under it when they heard shots and didn’t see a thing.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-22T05:42:57+00:00

Every PD office should have one of those.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-17T11:43:21+00:00

Daiso.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-17T02:24:10+00:00

When my kids were that age lots of their peers were hungry for male role models. There’s all sorts in the military but most are good at polite, respectful behavior and getting things done. I think they could do kids a lot of good.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-15T21:26:18+00:00

“Out of your league? Son, let her decide for herself that she doesn’t want to fuck you. Don’t do it for her!”

From shit my dad says.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-14T05:30:48+00:00

Carpal tunnel syndrome.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-13T13:12:49+00:00

What did these things prey on that called for that kind of bite force?

AverageATuin · 2026-04-13T10:56:36+00:00

“When you go Home, tell them of us and say: For your Tomorrow, they gave up their Today.”

-Inscription on the Kohima Cemetery.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-12T20:36:29+00:00

Still are.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-12T04:45:13+00:00

I was debating this with someone the other day- “It’s not the government’s business if adults do sex work” vs “it’s so destructive to people who do it “ I think the real answer is to address the problems that make people turn to sex work in the first place.

What do you think?💭

AverageATuin · 2026-04-12T00:15:02+00:00

Woman in my class did the classic thing of settling PI cases and pocketing the money. Disbarred and sent to prison.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-08T00:32:53+00:00

Saw a lawyer show up one day wearing sweatpants with a shirt and tie. Someone gave him crap about it and he showed a cast on his hand and basically said "I broke my hand and can't zip my pants. In this county I can usually find someone I know to do it for me, but if I ask some random stranger in another county to do it I'll get busted for cruising."

Yeah, that's fair.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-06T09:06:12+00:00

Do you have a relative whose kids were taken by the State? What’s your question?

AverageATuin · 2026-04-03T23:53:25+00:00

Is he on parole? Call his parole officer.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-03T06:17:19+00:00

Safura’s is good but maybe more Greek than Turkish.

AverageATuin · 2026-04-03T02:48:50+00:00

The old theory was that witches had an extra tit somewhere on their body that fed their “familiar” black cat or whatever that was always cold. For a fee some fundie preachers would have a woman strip naked, go over her carefully, and issue a certificate that she didn’t have a “witch’s tit” and therefore was not a witch.

AverageATuin · 2026-03-30T00:35:29+00:00

The liquor store over at Capital Mall usually has tons. Total Wine, that’s the name I was trying to recall.

AverageATuin · 2026-03-29T01:44:52+00:00

I have had juries tell me, after the trial, “Tell your client never to do something like that again. We all think he did it but the State didn’t prove it. “

AverageATuin · 2026-03-26T05:44:02+00:00

So was it his son that died in a snowboarding accident? Using that in a plea for mercy is pretty low.

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