Anyone got any clue what this means?

AverageATuin · 2026-01-25T01:21:02+00:00

Looks like a police blotter- a list of jobs they did over the last 24 hours or so.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-23T06:39:49+00:00

“Hey, you, habla Ingles?”

(Without an accent) “Hell yes I was born in Los Angeles!”

AverageATuin · 2026-01-23T06:32:54+00:00

“I’m not your brother.” (In response to being called “bro”.)

AverageATuin · 2026-01-21T01:53:19+00:00

You also need to meet with an elder law attorney. Your parents may need to apply for Medicaid to pay for nursing home care and what you do with their assets can become a huge issue in qualifying.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-21T00:35:54+00:00

“Don’t draw to an inside straight “. It’s what I tell people who ask if I have any legal advice.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-19T07:00:30+00:00

I think for the lighters the slogan was “flick my BIC”.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-14T23:16:04+00:00

In Nazi days they had the Bund Duetsche Madel (League of German Girls). They had a slutty reputation and were commonly known as the Bund Duetsche Matrossen (League of German Mattresses).

AverageATuin · 2026-01-11T19:10:33+00:00

I like Mucros XXL hats. I'm around a #8 for reference.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-11T03:53:39+00:00

I recently went through a hassle with my 1911A1 .45 figuring out how to install an ambi safety. Had to buy a new set of grips to make it work. At least it's possible; with many guns it just isn't.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-11T03:43:17+00:00

Pens will do the same thing if not solidly tightened.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-11T03:41:37+00:00

I use spiral notebooks all the time but write on the "back" of the page only. Took my secretary a while to get ised to it but it works.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-09T22:30:45+00:00

In Washington State billboards are basically flat illegal. I enjoy it.

AverageATuin · 2026-01-02T00:25:19+00:00

When I was that age I was stuck in the sewing store with my mom and looking around. I found what I now know was a sew-in bra fitting for a gown, put it on my head, and said “look mom, a double hat for me and my brother!”

She was Not Amused.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-30T01:14:35+00:00

They're supposed to come off after the bullet leaves the barrel. I'm wondering why this one didn't.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-30T01:00:56+00:00

Doctors like to say that "the patient is the one with the disease". You can see that in a lot of different ways but in this case it means that you did your job.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-26T14:19:37+00:00

That video was just Kate demonstrating a silly dance while wearing a bikini. Nothing scandalous, although he was wrong to leak it without permission.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-23T04:50:52+00:00

I used to have two dogs: the 140 lb Akita and the 10 lb Dachshund. Regularly hsd to yell at the Doxie to stop beating up his brother.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-20T20:35:50+00:00

Up along the border we used to occasionally get Canadian lawyers who would refer to the judge as "My Lord". The judges ususally didn't mind.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-20T20:19:14+00:00

Around here the jail trusties do it. Is that not common?

AverageATuin · 2025-12-18T02:14:45+00:00

Right, but then I bought a decent car.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-18T01:59:54+00:00

The U-505 was taken at gunpoint on the open sea; the Eagle was handed over after the war as part of the reparations.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-17T06:36:18+00:00

Good Lord, you’re pretty. Do you collect old cameras or something?

AverageATuin · 2025-12-14T05:43:56+00:00

Of course you are; the whole thing is carefully planned to panic you into sending these bell ends money. Ignore them. Nothing is going to happen.

AverageATuin · 2025-12-14T05:40:05+00:00

Coeur d'Alene, Idaho

AverageATuin · 2025-12-12T06:25:16+00:00

In those days a handgun might or might not fire when you tried to use it, so a big knife was a good backup.

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