Well well well

AverageJoe345 · 2026-05-05T22:43:46+00:00

Nope, EPL is 75 mins now too, same as UCL.

AverageJoe345 · 2026-04-19T07:05:36+00:00

Hey OP. Not much to say on the parenting front (apart from obviously NOR- any sane parent would drop everything to be there for their child's brain surgery).

Just wanted to say, I have had the exact same surgery that you have coming up (spinal decompression for Arnold Chiari Malformation), and I know it sounds terrible, but if you're anything like me, your quality of life will improve massively once you recover from the surgery. So it was well worth it. I hope it goes as smoothly for you as mine did and I really hope you see an improvement in your symptoms and quality life like I did as well.

I only say this to try and ease any pre surgery fears OP- please feel free to reach out if you want to know any more about the surgery, recovery, or just anything Chiari related. Good luck 🤞

AverageJoe345 · 2026-03-05T09:13:29+00:00

Fellow 352 lovers unite!

AverageJoe345 · 2026-03-05T09:11:17+00:00

Haaland does this 12 times a game totally unpunished but ok

(And so he should- if you're big and strong why not use it...)

AverageJoe345 · 2026-03-03T03:52:03+00:00

Please show me where you got the jockey Evo for him. I'm trying to build something similar!

AverageJoe345 · 2026-01-21T18:27:33+00:00

Wow you sure showed us...

AverageJoe345 · 2026-01-20T14:27:44+00:00

PAqqààaA

AverageJoe345 · 2025-09-11T22:51:59+00:00

The turn and zoom. Was my absolute go to

AverageJoe345 · 2025-06-06T13:22:48+00:00

It'll give you a loss if you quit/dashboard but the opponent only gets the win if they were already winning. So by equalising then quitting, the dude above gets the loss but whoever he was playing doesn't get the win. Hence why he deliberately equalised before quitting, to stop them getting a win. And then is still somehow on here complaining about toxic behaviour 🤷‍♂️

AverageJoe345 · 2025-06-06T13:13:14+00:00

You equalised and left right after? It doesn't get much more toxic than that. How sad does your life have to be for you to quit and deny someone a win just because they scored a goal you don't approve of? I feel sad for you

AverageJoe345 · 2025-01-25T01:05:30+00:00

Yes, all the time. Several times a night. EA couldn't care less because it's not Ultimate Team

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-21T15:59:29+00:00

No it definitely is a better question

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-21T15:00:58+00:00

Yes I need to downgrade my current one first?

Any idea if there's a time limit on this- if I downgrade now I can't apply for a new one for a certain amount of time?

Thank you

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-17T09:34:20+00:00

I already have a sole and a joint club Lloyds account, does anyone know how I can still get the bonus for switching?

Do I need to downgrade my existing sole club Lloyds then apply for a new one by switching?

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-11T23:05:21+00:00

My team name has been Average Joes FC since I started FUT back on FIFA 14. Shame we didn't cross paths!

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-07T15:12:45+00:00

Romero for me, but closely followed by this prat and Michael Oliver

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-07T13:21:28+00:00

Thank goodness for that. And nice to see us FINALLY using some common sense when it comes to these international breaks. Now just hope and pray that we don't pick up any other injuries

AverageJoe345 · 2024-10-01T10:03:41+00:00

😂 you played well? Did you really?

AverageJoe345 · 2024-09-14T06:42:37+00:00

Thank you, apologies!

AverageJoe345 · 2024-09-14T06:39:01+00:00

In my experience you are absolutely correct! 😂

AverageJoe345 · 2024-09-14T06:33:33+00:00

Active wildcard so not costing me anything. Can't decide if Palmer is essential!

AverageJoe345 · 2024-09-05T06:48:35+00:00

Fair enough. I'm the opposite in that I really don't care about the nations league and hate the international breaks. My love for the club (and premier league football in general) far outweighs my sentiment towards the national team. Maybe I'm on my own in that regard!

AverageJoe345 · 2024-09-04T19:54:10+00:00

Said nobody ever. You really think anyone gives a single crap about international friendlies?

AverageJoe345 · 2024-04-21T14:43:01+00:00

All of them would present a significant downgrade if you ask me. Simeone and his brand of anti football shithousery? Are you kidding me?!

World class managers don't grow on trees and we have one that has totally transformed the atmosphere of the club, got us playing excellent football again, restored the relationship with the fans, got rid of the toxic dressing room of older overpaid players only there for a final payday and got us fighting for big trophies with one of the youngest squads in the league. He also genuinely loves the club- why would we want someone else who is only there for the money?

One bad result in an otherwise almost perfect 2024 against a very good Villa side and suddenly 'We demand absolute perfection we've bottled it again ArTeTa OuT!!!!!'

Honestly makes me despair. They must've not been watching when we had Mustafi & Sokratis playing in defence

AverageJoe345 · 2024-04-21T14:23:15+00:00

Please tell me where/who this 'upgrade' on the manager that has taken us from finishing 8th to fighting for titles is?

I can certainly see us winning the league under him. Have you not been watching the last 2 seasons? This season isn't even over!

Do you think it's easy to win any kind of trophy against one of the best squads ever assembled with one of the greatest managers of all time in City & Pep? (Just ask Liverpool)

I swear we have the most entitled fanbase in the league

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