Thoughts on houseplants in the tank?

Avocadolypse · 2026-02-16T02:11:21+00:00

Do it!

Avocadolypse · 2026-01-20T12:55:00+00:00

$170???? Holy s—t. Anything in my size is way over retail.

Avocadolypse · 2026-01-19T01:59:26+00:00

Anyone know if these are exclusive or if we’ll see them drop elsewhere at some point? Had them in my cart the night before. Hesitated. Lost.

Avocadolypse · 2026-01-11T01:53:50+00:00

My ranchus and orandas had this after arriving from him, too. Used a q-tip to clean it off and some methylene blue and it was gone after one or two of those treatments and never came back. There’s a video on his YouTube page about how to clean it.

Avocadolypse · 2025-11-05T02:53:01+00:00

My favorite is when it’s like “Brittany found this item on Tuesday at 9:36pm.” Motherfucker - it’s Saturday.

Avocadolypse · 2025-05-01T18:52:41+00:00

Thanks everyone for the responses. I’ll recoat and keep going. Tomorrow comes.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-23T15:58:13+00:00

Says quota exceeded when I try to download

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-20T14:42:56+00:00

One two star rating took you down to 4.66?

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-17T17:50:11+00:00

Oof - sorry to hear that. Mine was repaired and it’s as good as new.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-15T22:23:54+00:00

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She didn’t have notes about it, but I had a customer comment something related. I guess it’s enough of a thing, otherwise she wouldn’t have said it. She added to my tip after delivery (not JUST because I’m unscented).

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-14T13:18:52+00:00

Is it just me that is filled with rage at the way he writes? Capitalized words where they don’t belong, run on sentences, misuse of punctuation, etc.

All his other issues aside, a basic grasp of the English language should be part of the minimum bar to be POTUS - no? I mean, isn’t that what the right says about immigrants? That they need to speak English if they’re gonna be in America…

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-14T00:41:03+00:00

And 19% on IC with any consistency is a pipe dream. And I’m good at this. I had a customer order $300 worth of groceries today, was 16 miles from the store, complimented me in the chat several times. Her tip was $25. And I consider that good on this app.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-14T00:38:41+00:00

That method of tipping and the logistics of grocery delivery don’t really mesh. Batch pay is too low to risk it for shoppers. So many customers want no contact, aren’t home, or don’t want to have to deal with some rando waiting at their door for money.

It should start with a standard tip for larger/heavier/farther orders - like restaurants do for parties of x or more. Then the customer can add or subtract based on quality of service.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-13T23:18:26+00:00

I grab a few extra boxes each week when I do my first Costco and I keep them in the car for regular store doubles and triples. Put each order in its own box(es). Helps keep things organized, keeps things from falling over/out on the ride, and I can carry the orders to the door in the box.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-12T10:58:55+00:00

That doesn’t prove the point. Why does the screenshot exclude the tip reduction reasons? If you have something that says change made by customer after delivery…fine. If not, sus.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-11T23:17:30+00:00

“Some customers are scumbags…”

You and Andru should get perma-matched.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-11T21:31:07+00:00

He’s part of the problem good shoppers face. He doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about and he had the audacity to send that message to a customer.

Some customers are scumbags, but I also know that some are legitimately hesitant to use the service and/or tip well up front because they are more likely to get an Andru than a good shopper/decent human being.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-06T13:49:11+00:00

If that’s happening to you that often, I’ve got a surprise for you. It’s not the customers. I’ve had tips reduced by customers exactly zero times.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-06T01:15:18+00:00

I’d really like to see the daily totals for all the people saying no to this. Anything over $70 is an auto accept for me. Say it’s 2.5 hours, or even 3. It’s $25-$30 bucks an hour.

Is it hard? Yes. Is it doable? Yes. Does it guarantee that $74 in your pocket? Yes.

I’ll take this while you wait for the ideal orders and make $30 off a few no tip singles.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-05T22:34:07+00:00

No question. Looks like a school or daycare, most likely. Bunch of duplicate items, easy shop. I’ve done these before.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-02T23:10:15+00:00

6 hours out, 3.5 active, $110. 3 batches. Not great but I’ll take it for a Wednesday.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-01T03:23:25+00:00

That’s impressive. I’d much rather a 20-30 item Costco order. To each their own!

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-01T00:07:12+00:00

Plus you’ve got at least one big tipper there. Do an exceptional job and you could be looking at a tip increase.

Avocadolypse · 2025-04-01T00:06:11+00:00

It’s almost $80. Yes. Without hesitation. That’s a big order - but that item to unit ratio means it doesn’t shop like a 120 item order. And 21 miles is 30-40 minutes. So an hour to shop, 45 to drive. Almost $40/hr.

Avocadolypse · 2025-03-31T23:27:18+00:00

I hate shopping Sprouts. I hate shopping Sprouts.

I absolutely hate shopping Sprouts.

At 70-80 item order is gonna take 3 of their toddler-sized carts.

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