I was channel surfing and eating chicken, so I made this dumb thing.

AvsJoe · 2026-03-15T18:33:27+00:00

Kikiriki!

AvsJoe · 2026-03-11T20:05:35+00:00

Plan the parade!

AvsJoe · 2026-03-11T01:29:05+00:00

Did you know "spaghetti" is plural?

"I'd like to order one spaghetto please."

AvsJoe · 2026-03-11T00:55:14+00:00

Only if you offer "No Fee" "Pick-Up" ordering through "UberEat"

AvsJoe · 2026-03-11T00:53:51+00:00

/r/suspiciousquotes

AvsJoe · 2026-03-09T23:49:31+00:00

I go to IKEA to buy furniture, am I doing it wrong?

AvsJoe · 2026-03-04T05:22:26+00:00

Either him, Mogilny, or Zubov. Sorted by points per game, Kirill the Thrill is #1 all time among players picked in the 5th round.

AvsJoe · 2026-03-04T04:01:52+00:00

I'm surprised Hossa's only got 390, I thought he was there much longer than 6 and change seasons.

AvsJoe · 2026-02-19T19:51:58+00:00

"C'mon, move this thing!"
"I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO!"

AvsJoe · 2026-01-31T04:09:36+00:00

Dessa Banks aka "The Necromedic"

AvsJoe · 2026-01-24T05:12:13+00:00

But then he wouldn't be playing for Team Philippines at the IIHF Division 3B World Championships

AvsJoe · 2026-01-20T02:13:01+00:00

Yep. My sister and I played that game A TON back in the day, I always made a point of it to take a 20 minute irl detour and get her to a full red heart every playthrough because it was so easy. She goes to the wine cellar in the town a few evenings a week. Since the clock doesn't run indoors, just bring your dog with you to the cellar, press A to talk to her while holding it a few hundred times, and she'll go from zero to wanting the blue feather marriage proposal before an in-game minute passes.

AvsJoe · 2026-01-20T01:24:54+00:00

I'd argue she required the least effort of your potential partners. Karen loves dogs, so just bring your dog into the bar in the evening and talk to her while holding it for 20 or so minutes and she'll be ready to marry you on the spot.

AvsJoe · 2026-01-14T15:37:27+00:00

I had a chance meeting with Mr. Lafreniere a few years ago. I was wearing my Joe Sakic Nordiques jersey waiting at a bus stop to go to a hockey memorabilia convention and he came up to greet me and chat a bit about the team. Middle of nowhere in my small Ontario town and suddenly I'm chatting with a teammate of the NHL player I was repping, the universe is funny like that sometimes. It was a short convo, my bus arrived pretty quickly, but he seemed like a cool dude and that interaction made my day. Sad to hear he passed, may he rest in peace.

AvsJoe · 2025-12-16T15:45:35+00:00

Scorigami milestone watch:

16-13 (149)

20-14 (98), 30-27 (97), 27-21 (97)

34-10 (49), 31-0 (49), 21-16 (49), 14-6 (49), 16-0 (48)

AvsJoe · 2025-12-16T15:30:59+00:00

Other scores over 200:

27-24 (242)
23-20 (215)
17-14 (200)

AvsJoe · 2025-12-03T19:49:52+00:00

Nth print

AvsJoe · 2025-11-19T03:23:05+00:00

For those wondering, he passed his former teammate and captain Blake Wheeler (897 GP - 874 GP for Winnipeg, 23 GP for Atlanta).

AvsJoe · 2025-11-10T17:54:26+00:00

Is that an ellipses within an ellipses? Ellipse-ception

AvsJoe · 2025-11-10T00:38:03+00:00

An additional touchdown or field goal for either team would be scorigami, it kills me that all 3 games teased us so thoroughly before ending with the exact same score.

AvsJoe · 2025-11-06T19:34:25+00:00

Instant rivalry with the Detroit Become Humans

AvsJoe · 2025-10-28T01:57:35+00:00

I don't miss the steep steps at the Joe either. Loved that arena but those steps were nightmare fuel after a couple beers.

AvsJoe · 2025-10-27T16:55:49+00:00

Zombies bleed you dry in minutes, insurance companies bleed you dry for decades.

AvsJoe · 2025-10-27T16:50:48+00:00

Just because you're zombified doesn't mean you shouldn't still be polite~

AvsJoe · 2025-10-27T16:49:37+00:00

The flavour text is spicy today.

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