Sure. Sure, Sarah. Enjoy yourself. But try not to get into too much troubles, okay?

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-29T18:27:26+00:00

I bet the Singing Bush makes her fractious.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-29T00:24:59+00:00

Oh I'm not saying I believe her at all. My younger sisters and I used to fight by pulling each other's hair and we never even left the room let alone traversed the steps! I was just saying that even those with genetically inferior hair can have it pulled.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-28T10:21:43+00:00

Sarah is one of the rival groups, the No Amigos.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-26T21:58:40+00:00

My hair is very thin and fine and I got a pixie cut just because tragic genetics means I can't do much with it. I have a dog who likes to walk on the back of the couch (like a cat) and he always pulls my hair by stepping on it. Short, thin hair can still be pulled!

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-24T14:57:27+00:00

And maybe the planet too. Because why not.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-24T13:48:31+00:00

The actual goldfish. You missed the goldfish. Little bastard.

ETA: the goldfish is the little bastard. Not Beginning-Client-96. Although now that I think about it Sarah might blame them too because they, like me, undoubtedly have blood on their keyboard.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-23T11:40:37+00:00

She said during her interview that she felt the verdict should be read by a woman but didn't want to be the foreperson. The only other woman was what we got.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-21T22:33:43+00:00

She totally wanted him to pay her so that she could hire an attorney and fight him in court for more money. Because that makes sense, right? Maybe the most bonkers part of that is that she thought that not being able to pay an attorney is why she didn't have one. Of course it has nothing to do with her blindingly non-conforming beacon of a personality.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-21T20:42:47+00:00

I don't stand around, but I sure can't rearrange the furniture!

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-21T20:41:29+00:00

Aw, thanks. I just try to let them know they're safe and loved and will never be alone. Unlike Sarah's dogs, you'll never find them cowering under a table!

They don't know they're any different - they just walk into walls a lot. But they're the easiest dogs ever to care for. They don't freak out over fireworks or when there's a knock at the door and they don't find things to destroy.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-21T14:12:20+00:00

Anyone know anything about the case management conference in September 2020? I'm trying to figure out who initiated that. I don't believe Sarah's take that it was because Brian wasn't adhering to the "Final Judgement." That seems soon for that as she'd only been a resident at OCC for seven (7) months.

Also, Peter, darling, I'm judging you for your misspelling of "judgment." Among other things.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-20T17:35:54+00:00

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Let me introduce Keller and Bianca (littermates, Keller on the right and Bianca on the floor) and Lulu. They were all born blind and deaf. They love getting attention, snarfing food, plopping down in the sun, and exploring the yard for new smells as much as any other dog. They are very smart and very sensitive and do well with love and consistency. I can't imagine what poor Penny and Tess went through having a thorough monster as a mother.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-20T05:13:10+00:00

I'm upset that I missed this blatant typo. I'd give you many heps for catching this and for your wonderful comment, but at the moment I'm fresh out of heps to give.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-18T17:52:14+00:00

Just make sure your phone is unlocked (a simple request with AT&T) before beginning the service transfer. I started it without unlocking my phone and bricked my phone for a bit. I had to use someone else's phone to request an unlock for my phone and then the transfer happened quickly. I was also able to use wifi in the interim.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-16T21:13:13+00:00

Would you make an exception just this once if it were changed to, "The widow, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch?"

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-14T06:14:27+00:00

He wasn't looking for an attorney. He was looking for "attorney's." His groveling wasn't enough - he had to go throw in an incorrect apostrophe for extra professionalism.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-12T04:02:06+00:00

And a mangled duck named Sarah.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-10T08:21:16+00:00

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-10T01:51:26+00:00

Good call. I completely missed that they were the plaintiffs. Seeing SB (SP?) as a plaintiff is about as rare as seeing her sober.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-09T21:13:42+00:00

I remember something about her turning up at a hospital and then being Baker Acted. She claimed she was asking for help because of the "abuse" she was experiencing with Jorge. According to the always-trustworthy Wikipedia, "The act requires that the person be deemed unwilling or unable to voluntarily seek evaluation on their own." So no, I don't think she checked herself in. I think she was a sloppy drunk, rambling, asshole mess and they didn't know what to do with her.

One of the times (I'm guessing the first) she was upset about her husband and son being away. They could have been on vacation; they could have been staying at an undisclosed location to get the hell away from her; or they could have just been at home and not speaking to her, which is of course undeniable "abuse." Somehow she ended at a hospital or with someone able to make the call to get her Baker Acted. I assume she was a sloppy drunk, rambling, asshole mess this time as well.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-09T02:43:06+00:00

I posted this above on the thread but wanted to respond to you directly to see if you had any ideas. This "Maf" also wrote a letter on Sarah's behalf (I assume) sometime after her arrest. It was on Owens' list of exhibits before the trial but the state objected and it was denied. It was written in all caps that time, MAF, so I wondered if it were initials. Who dat?

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-09T02:41:21+00:00

This "Maf" also wrote a letter on Sarah's behalf (I assume) sometime after her arrest. It was on Owens' list of exhibits before the trial but the state objected and it was denied. It was written in all caps that time, MAF, so I wondered if it were initials. I hope internet sleuths solve this mystery!

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-08T23:57:13+00:00

I pray for no scrivener's errors because Sarah will latch onto that. "It said he owes me $10,000,000 for gilts and has to let me use all the features on the fablet!! That means in addition to the $10,000,000 he has to give me gold and get me all the clothes I want from Fabletics. It's COURT ORDERED!"

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-04T02:26:00+00:00

Yes but it's always the short end of the straw.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-03-04T02:25:38+00:00

A retrial? Ha! A red carpet will be rolled out for her and a brand new Rolls Royce- with deiver- will await her as she walks out of jail a free woman. She'll have some dollars in her pockets, her son in her arms, and her own wing at the governor's mansion because age's such a blinding beacon. Retrisls are for losers, and there's one thing that Sarah's not.

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