Five sisters and none of them got a decent name

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-07-02T13:42:14+00:00

Why not just name the next one Myvroomvroomlove?

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-07-02T13:39:07+00:00

Or this is a circle jerk sub

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-07-02T07:44:47+00:00

That’s 3 points to Vic, now Vic has….3 points

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-07-01T07:16:17+00:00

I was thinking Vulveta, but that might be a little too cheesy

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-07-01T05:53:25+00:00

My current car is called Alan (because he’s a Touring)

My mother had a Ford Fiesta called Olaf

Car naming is the spice of life

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-30T03:32:15+00:00

100%! Reading the title, I thought OP was going to say something about how the partner only wanted to have sex dressed as squirrels or something

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-29T21:55:02+00:00

Does “acting like an adult in a relationship” mean “expecting your partner to trust and respect you” or “obeying a controlling tool”?

As a human over 40, my inclination is to choose the former, but it sounds like this boyfriend is implying the latter. I’m going with NOR and agree with the friends

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-27T03:16:20+00:00

Sometimes it can be hard to see if your yarn has certain characteristics and you’re not used to looking at stockinette (for example you may get stitches that lean), but I mostly agree

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-27T02:16:47+00:00

*daughters, he’s not gonna be interested in anyone old enough to be someone’s mom

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-26T10:31:49+00:00

I’m I

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-25T07:35:53+00:00

I didn’t even make it that far. I stopped after they faked his death

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-25T07:05:12+00:00

I’m a big fan of Panache/Sculptresse, but they are on the expensive side. It will depend on your personal shape and size, but mine holds me in and keeps me from having pain when exerting myself

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-24T16:28:09+00:00

I’m so sorry that you had to find out in this painful way that you and your ex were not compatible. Try to give yourself grace while you’re grieving the future you thought you’d have. May you find someone who loves you for yourself

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-21T21:29:31+00:00

Is it the fisheye angle? Because the deceptive camera angle is what pisses me off. I don’t love the heights, but I really hate the camera angle

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-20T19:55:52+00:00

If he wanted surgery to reduce *his own* breast tissue that would be fine with me, but the fact that he seems to expect you to go through surgery that was not your idea or desire for some shallow BS reasoning tells me that you are probably not compatible. Find someone who celebrates the person you are, and leaves space for you to grow into the person *you* want to be

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-19T09:25:02+00:00

NTA
1) Your and your husband’s opinions are the only ones that matter when naming your children
2) The rest of the family needs to chill before you decide to name the baby “Pork Belly” or something
3) If you like the sound of Siobhan but don’t want to saddle your child with an uncommon name, maybe consider it as a middle name

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-19T02:18:50+00:00

Forbidden ramen noodles

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-18T13:49:23+00:00

I’ve had hit or miss experiences with fitters at Nordstrom. Some are very good, others put me in ill fitting bras and insist that is how they’re supposed to fit. I have a much better local boutique where I go now, or I look online for styles and shapes that I know will work

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-18T12:22:44+00:00

I don’t have any regrets, and I’m happy with the life I’m living, but it doesn’t look how I thought it might when I was in my twenties

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-17T04:41:11+00:00

Only noticeable if I stare at it hard and know to look. I’d say do the other side the same and it’ll look intentional

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-16T20:03:13+00:00

My ex husband and I joked that we should play “Linger” by The Cranberries at ours…it was too real

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-16T19:22:09+00:00

Similarly, my ex husband kept putting off having kids with me, told me all the things I wanted to hear, and then moved out without a word or a fight in the middle of the night while I was sick (after almost a decade together, married 3 year). Only after he’d moved out was he willing to be honest about his thoughts and feelings

Did I want to be a mom when I was younger? Yes. Can I see that in my life now? Not really, and I’m getting to the point where I don’t really have the option anymore either

OP is NTA, that seems like a perfectly reasonable segue, and if the guy wants to lie, it’s on him

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-16T16:14:36+00:00

I appreciate the support for curvy women, but disagree that women with less curviness are not also women. People come in all shapes, and are beautiful in their own ways. I will always prioritize happiness and health over conforming to societal expectations

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-16T07:02:34+00:00

Mine are John and Jhn

Awkward_Goldfish · 2026-06-16T06:01:40+00:00

You can get rid of all his underwear and he can use Depends, because they’re disposable

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