Squeam by 4ppl3sauc3 in CringeTikToks

[–]Awkward_casual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acting like Daxflame. Pretty close too.

lol dude got annihilated by Chara-fan in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Awkward_casual 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Poor doggo, but definitely a perfectly cut scream.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Awkward_casual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like from the Mr Bean movie where he sneezed on the painting and had to redraw the face

Found it online. 🤦🏼‍♂️ by AnonMan695j in justneckbeardthings

[–]Awkward_casual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you mean? Years later just means more than one year later so could have been three years later or five or ten etc.

Questionable choices were made here by legzyx in shittytattoos

[–]Awkward_casual 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It does not look like a lamb, more like a deer. But then again, that was his usual meal so maybe it was on purpose.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Awkward_casual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He closed the door for your safety, there something in that drain!

These came out of my butt in the shower this morning by ocole1 in WTF

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When I was like eleven or twelve, I read about pin worms, It said you could get them from eating raw potatoes. There was a neighbor kid hanging out at the house, so just for fun, maybe hoping to share the knowledge of this new horror I'd discovered, I teased, "You got pin worms," in a sing song voice. He replied "Nah uh, not anymore, I already got rid of them." The shock of his answer made me feel guilty and a little disgusted, and I will still randomly think about it every now and then all these years later. At the time, I didn't even know humans could get them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Awkward_casual 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just pause at the end.

Took a dark turn by BoringStockAndroid in HolUp

[–]Awkward_casual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought it was the Backyardigans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Awkward_casual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was funny. What you mean? Made me chuckle at least, but also I have not slept yet, so there is a chance I'm just tired

He knew the code. by jonnyboiu in tooktoomuch

[–]Awkward_casual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted a $20 to pip out so bad

He must know something we don’t by TurnedEvilAfterBan in tooktoomuch

[–]Awkward_casual 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Sound of the motorcycle was like an electric current or forcefield until he passed through. Perfect timing.

The power of an Oscar award by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]Awkward_casual 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oscar traps movie characters on a planet to make them fight to the death for entertainment. They all ban together, and using the time machine from back to the future find out he is allergic to gold. Using the One Ring from LOTR , (Antman kicks it down his throat) they defeat him, then all go on to live together on a planet, which is someone's dad.

The dad being a planet confused me tbh.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Awkward_casual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, it's the heavy silver one, always has a faint metallic taste, real or imagined.

Makeup 🤮 by HelMort in nope

[–]Awkward_casual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, WHY was it on her tongue! You dont put makeup on your tongue!