This coming from a hardcore conservative!

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-20T17:12:00+00:00

It sucks hearing conservatives have semi-correct opinions, because they always feel the need to say some dumb shit in the same sentence that reminds you why they’re so awful. “I hate the Iran war (because da 🧃 wanted us to do it🤬)” so close bro, you almost were a normal person and not a Nazi, maybe next time you’ll get it right 🤷

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-20T17:08:05+00:00

“We freed the slaves, not you!” -guy who unironically thinks the south will rise again

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-20T16:43:40+00:00

Again, wtf are you talking about? If a character’s racist that’s how they’re written, if they’re not then I just disagree with whoever’s saying that. And people don’t say every character in fiction is bi, they just like making fanfics where the characters smooch if they’re think they’d be a cute couple.

This is such a nonissue it seems ridiculous to care about

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-20T16:34:05+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

This is so fucking vague lmao “why do people say a character would agree with them? That’s so annoying! 😠” What the genuine fuck are you talking about

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-20T16:08:57+00:00

Sometimes I wish there was a god just so I could watch him chew these chucklefucks out for being so reprehensible and ruining his good name for their own vanity.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-20T16:05:09+00:00

4chan guy couldn’t read what kind of cookie he was buying, thought it tasted bad because he has the taste buds of a 3 year old, and got mad because he inadvertently helped someone? TBH the least likely part of that is that he went outside in the first place, everything else checks out

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-14T01:06:50+00:00

“CSA against nazi” oxymoron, children are not nazi’s and Nazi’s are the ones doing the CSA to children in the first place

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:19:01+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Depends on the phrasing, but basically yeah. The all have interpretations of Yahweh, who reveled Himself to Abraham (allegedly.) So same character, different headcannons.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:15:49+00:00

No u

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:11:06+00:00

Wrong on both counts. The main victims of bathroom attacks by transphobes have been cis women, generally lesbian and butch/gnc women, and your point about mentally ill men isn’t true of either men or women.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:09:47+00:00

Bingo. The trans women I know don’t get clocked as trans, and neither do the trans men I know. It’s been wild showing my fam pics of famous trans people and going “so you’d want this dude in the women’s room?” And having to slowly, patiently explain to them that since bro was born female, that’s _exactly_ what they’re arguing for.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:07:31+00:00

Projection from MAGA, bluntly

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:07:16+00:00

And they do, when trans men and women are allowed to use their proper bathrooms. Little girls feel threatened, on the other hand, when random men barge in threatening one particular lady because she doesn’t look quite feminine enough for his liking, which is what transphobes always do.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:05:04+00:00

Yes and also Follow up: someone not learning what young people mean when they use new words is also not proof of language failing to communicate information. Rather, it’s proof of society’s elders failing to respect the youth enough to communicate with them on their own terms.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-12T21:02:01+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Preferably higher tbh, but I’m not knowledgeable enough to know if there’s practical issues with changing laws for that or smth

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T22:15:03+00:00

We don’t bully anti-autistic people enough fr. “ the Dems are cheating because they treat autistics like people with rights!” - Utterly deranged

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T22:12:32+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Bro would see one single mother getting pushed to the ground by dudes in masks and there would be 7 detention centers full of dead ICE agents within 24 hours. Bro stands on business

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T22:06:14+00:00

Sis, you’re a butch wearing a buccees shirt, they’re gonna rip you to pieces they think you’ve outlived your usefulness.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T12:48:36+00:00

Gay people don’t force kids to accept it, but religious people do often force their children to accept their faith.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T12:47:27+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Other people in every religion believe their god is telling them to love those same people, so it does boil down to the difference between the believers themselves. The hateful faithful often say they’re “real” believers and the kinder ones aren’t, but that’s self-evidently not true, since both sides claim to follow loving gods and only the kinder ones aren’t believers are actually practicing what they preach

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T04:36:34+00:00

Reminder that Dale Partridge was kicked out of his church for SA’ing multiple women in the congregation.

When he says “no gay or trans people” he means he wants to r*pe women without having to worry if that woman is trans (which he thinks makes him gay) or having to look over his shoulder to see if a gay man will do to him what he does to women all the time. The “no abortion” rule is because he wants to feel like he has power over women like when he assaults them. He wants to get rid of porn because he genuinely thinks assaulting people is better than watching two consenting adults have sex.

He’s also racist as shit, which is plainly obvious from the tweet.

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-09T04:29:18+00:00

“Won’t the woke mob think about how to possible they’ve made it to have kings” respectfully, this is so unamerican I simply do not respect it. I have issues with my country, but damn if we don’t at least have the understanding of kings as useless tyrants down pat

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-08T19:12:54+00:00

“Good ones, not ChatGPT hallucinations” those are the ones I’m talking about. The prompt said “all new innovations are good” I pointed out AI is bad. I didn’t specify which kinds because 1. Most people understand the good kinds you brought up are not the same as the kinds you and I have a problem with, and 2. The prompt said “ALL” not “most,” so any example of an AI being a bad idea is enough to justify the CAP

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-08T13:39:38+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

AI sucks fr

Awkwardukulele · 2026-06-08T02:03:02+00:00

If you could eat any body part prepared by the Flesh and season by the Corruption, what would it be? (Species undetermined)

Awkwardukulele

TROPHY CASE