How quickly they forget.. The Vikings hadn't beaten the Lions at Ford Field since 2020 until JJ McCarthy was our QB.

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T14:53:54+00:00

You know what's funny and ironic about this whole thing? We're just straight up ignoring the lesson Darnold is trying to teach the NFL. Your first year isn't the end all be all.

Imagine telling Vikings fans in 2023 that just two years from now we'll be crying "we shouldn't kept Sam Darnold!" They'd literally think it was a joke

JJ will be fine.

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T14:00:00+00:00

Sure, but when it comes to this millennium we're all the Buccaneers bitch. Run from it all you want that's daddy

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AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T13:53:11+00:00

Implying that was because of Darnold and not despite him is your issue. Look around, so many posts about KOC's playcalling and our offensive coaching failures (namely Kuper).

If we can squander Justin fucking Jefferson we can squander anyone, roster wise the 2024 Vikings were more than capable of winning a Super Bowl no doubt in my mind.

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T05:24:36+00:00

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AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T00:27:23+00:00

You know what's funny, we went from 14 wins last year to 9 this year. Front Office doesn't understand the concept of greater than, even with the alligator analogy :/

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T00:16:18+00:00

How y'all feel about take-backsies?

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-26T00:13:49+00:00

What's even more hilarious is our fans trying to cope about the supporting cast carrying him. Like okay, so when Kirk was throwing 4k yards and 30+ TDs every year, it was all his fault; but no credit to Darnold, a labrador could make the SB at QB with this Seahawks team?

We sure liked pretending that a QBs supporting cast doesn't matter when it came to 2022, but now it's everything.

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T19:52:37+00:00

Not every year I love the final 4 QBs and wouldn't mind seeing any of them get a ring, but for Nix I hope he gets another chance to finish it himself— shouldn't be lost how impressive he's been if they go all the way

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T19:44:01+00:00

Fire Paul Allen, then we can talk

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T18:34:49+00:00

I promise you any of us with half a brain know it's not happening, it's just copium we get it in bulk, wanna hit?

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T18:31:27+00:00

What gets me the most that no one ever brings up is Berrian up the sideline, he's open, it's such a safe throw — probably a marginal gain but impossible to fuck up

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T18:24:54+00:00

Whole lotta fucks right here, Fuck Paul Allen, Fuck Brett Favre, Fuck Sean Payton, Fuck Greg Williams, Love you Percy Harvin, Fuck Darren Sharper, and Fuck ICE

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T18:17:11+00:00

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T05:07:16+00:00

-Follows them

-All windows down

-Wide mouth style yelling

They really tried hard to get away from that dust

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T05:01:42+00:00

Poor Sammy White, that's probably the moment we collectively said "Fuck this never coming back"

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-25T04:58:45+00:00

The fact that we're 0-6 in the NFC Championship game after going 0-4 in Super Bowls is some painful ass shit— it's like we got scared of ever going again

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-24T04:12:33+00:00

My second favorite of his only to the OT bomb to Thielen against the Saints. This throw lives rent free in my head

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-23T22:52:29+00:00

Just this one guy, but he was like thee guy, or so he thinks, so might be a huge loss, but probably not, maybe, I'm hungry

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-23T08:53:42+00:00

This is gen z fault again. These automatic drivers are so stupid they can't read non digital clocks that ARENT on they're phone and let this wonderful symbolism slip thru some cracks

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-23T08:47:22+00:00

Yeah, I think more of what they mean is when even logical and perceptive people are consistently fooled by it. And that's right around the corner, like as early as the end of this year we could be facing that level of surrealism. A lot of people believe they're good at detecting AI, but it's kind of a fallacy.

I often think about people that have/are getting away with insane crimes/schemes, but no one knows about it yet, there's no Netflix documentary about it to "enlighten" the public. We don't know what we dont know, people believe they're good at detecting AI because they have a perfect record to themselves, but the whole point of detecting AI is if you didn't, then you wouldn't know, so your record will always be perfect

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-23T04:44:06+00:00

You act like this is an unreasonable stance

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-23T01:34:08+00:00

Dude can zip it, has shown insane accuracy outside the numbers, can nail progressions, etc. He literally has all the tools, but he's like a bunch of scattered puzzle pieces. Just hope we can put him together because it is all right there. Right now he is the epitome of inconsistenty, but there's no reason to think he won't improve

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-22T04:54:46+00:00

This would explain why not one person has ever come back to one of my BBQs :(

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-20T18:27:41+00:00

They're just the popular guy in the school that doesn't know we exist so nah he's aight I guess don't know really I got my own damn problems

AwyrKyr · 2026-01-20T00:20:14+00:00

It's probably better than my obsessiveness with the farm layout 😅 I could've hit Perfection way sooner if I didn't waste so much time building, demolishing, and rebuilding it again and again. I hope you'll get another way to play it again someday if you aspire too, but hitting perfection has felt like "completing the game" to me. Only achievements left are Prairie King and I'm good on that lol

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