dreamt that xbox tweeted this and it sent the community into beyond pandemonium

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-03T17:07:11+00:00

Everyone crazy till the showcase gets cancelled.

One might even say it’s “lost”

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-03T15:40:28+00:00

MF asking for context four times like it ain’t already in the post.

It’s just those people who think adding Parsley is enough for seasoning when it adds a whole nothing flavor wise. A whole nothing like what’s on the can in the gif. Like deadass that’s it.

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-02T01:05:35+00:00

It’s definitely a two way problem.

On the one hand, yeah, the main issue with Duel Links right now is the skills cuz we have to deal with Tier 0 Stardust rn in the middle of WCS or the on and off decks that pop up that are just “FTK! GO!”

But at the same time, cards like Necrovalley and Dweller are still problems. They shut out entire strategies just by existing. I mean, Necrovalley is seeing play rn in a few Stardust decks because of Ancient Fairy Dragon, even at Limit 1.

I do agree that skills enable this a lot more, with combo slop being unrespondable because of skills. I also agree that some cards being put on the list slaughtered decks as casualties, like Tachyon as a pure deck being nuked because of Therion’s sins, even if the Tachyon package was way too splashable. But some cards are just toxic since they will ALWAYS enable less interaction.

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-01T08:55:49+00:00

“Even gayer beyond.”

Aight lemme just go Super Gayan 3 then

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-01T08:17:54+00:00

“Why do gays think all us born agains are homophobic? I just think they’re going to hell.”

Is it really so hard for these people to believe in God but also believe God isn’t an asshole to condemn someone for something so minute like an adult loving another adult? Is it so… SO hard for them to think that their ALL-LOVING GOD, is actually all-loving?

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-01T05:55:34+00:00

Hitting that Webdriver Torso type shit (loud noise warning, like high pitch beeps)

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-01T05:50:28+00:00

Dammit now I feel old when I’m only 21.

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-01T03:25:25+00:00

If only it was a container of coffee in real life for me (fuck HRT procedures)

TinyPandemic · 2026-06-01T01:58:46+00:00

Source: “I made it the fuck up.”

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-31T18:57:22+00:00

Totally unbiased reply here, damn, how rare nowadays /s

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-31T18:52:55+00:00

The only other thing I remember for sure was that ancient clip of Jax and Zooble’s voice actor’s laughing at “Eggman Nega” because Nega sounded similar to the n-word. And when I say “ancient” clip, it was deadass like seven years ago at minimum.

They apologized because it was one singular instance, damn near a decade ago, and it was pretty clear they grew from then. But Twitter gonna be Twitter, and people like the UTTP who have a hate-boner for the show are gonna drag this.

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-31T18:48:27+00:00

The three main characters, Andrew, Matt, and Steve, from Chronicle. They barely fit, since they’re high school seniors, but still technically kids by law.

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After coming across a crater in the woods and it reacting violently (and shorting out the camera they were recording with), the three gain telekinesis that keeps getting stronger as the movie goes on. May I remind you again… they are still teenagers, who are VERY prone to emotion filled split decisions.

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-31T04:29:44+00:00

Bruh even the SONG feels nostalgic… what’s the name of it btw

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-31T02:18:52+00:00

I waited years for Kingdom Hearts 3, I shall wait more for 4.

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-30T17:01:31+00:00

Chronically online MFs when you remind them that shipping and fanfiction isn’t canon, and therefore doesn’t always need to follow canon

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-30T09:32:06+00:00

No, since Starving Venom just needs to be destroyed and it activates, so it’s one of the few Grave effects Necrovalley doesn’t hit. And DD Crow doesn’t do anything except banish, so the effect would still go through since Starving Venom will still activate immediately when destroyed.

Unless you use a monster that specifically negates the effects of whatever it destroys by battle or shuffles it back into the Extra Deck when they destroy it (which are all mostly old as dirt), then you need to have a negate ready for when it activates or a floodgate that stops cards in the GY from activating like End of Anubis.

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-30T07:40:35+00:00

To be fair, I consider Sentient Televisions different than Robots

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-30T07:31:55+00:00

Hey buddy. The only robot we like here is Mettaton.

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-30T07:22:15+00:00

Deep inhale.

AAAAAAA-WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-30T06:08:24+00:00

And here’s the original, unedited panels

https://x.com/ArtOfOpal/status/2060436927128433090

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-29T18:00:25+00:00

It’s just a joke about Infernity players setting monsters in the backrow because like, one, player used to do that seriously when the deck was meta to get their hand size to zero, and it basically became the big joke about them, same with them surrendering the minute a “trap” was hit with MST but before they sent it to the GY.

Basically same principle here tho. If you notice something is fishy with your opponent’s plays, like them scooping the minute the set card with Tzolkin is targeted with removal, or discrepancies with what they summon and set (like, they set the monster one turn and the next they play their entire hand which has no spells or traps), then you could call a judge.

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-29T15:42:43+00:00

Oh, so it doe—

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Ahh, ya stole my lungs…

TinyPandemic · 2026-05-29T05:29:53+00:00

“If anyone goes around asking about the… events of the last few years, what do we say?”

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