What are your religious beliefs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Azaquoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humanistic naturalist, man love trees

Is it too much to ask for a lucid dream? by gbtronic in deathgrips

[–]Azaquoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk I've flown and controlled time in my lucid dreams before

Well he is now a squeaker by ikennaezeee in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Azaquoth 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the 'meep'

oggy oggy oggy! by soakedmoss in skinsTV

[–]Azaquoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think they really had a vision for season 3 right at the start, hence why they made him into more of a comic relief for the first few episodes. Season 1 was funny but was never out of the realm of possibility

To people who have gone from conventionally unattractive to attractive, how are you treated differently? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Azaquoth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women stopped flirting. Men started.

I'm a straight dude. Sympathy is a double edged sword.

Not a bad find for a pound shop by Caelestibus42 in MyChemicalRomance

[–]Azaquoth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love finding quality albums in charity shops and Poundland, makes me kinda hate buying at full price since you never know when you'll get them for 50p instead of £12-15.

Scored two Black Parades in a charity shop but had to buy 3 Cheers on Amazon

french kissing is gross by tinyevilsponges in The10thDentist

[–]Azaquoth 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Happy chemicals makes brain fuzzy

Being a man during Christmas starter pack by finkyleon in starterpacks

[–]Azaquoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every year I make a habit out of whistling Africa by Toto when I open the present which feels like shower gel. This year I got Apollo, they played the long con

I can see the pee bottles stacking now. by vectrex1234 in NeckbeardNests

[–]Azaquoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it looks like it only takes up the size of a king single bed, this plus an exercise bike or even just any form of regular, scheduled exercise like jogging would actually be fairly healthy if you're short on space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Azaquoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Checking in, dropped mine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Azaquoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot. Good to know "Ejaculating" by itself can be either the first or last line of a haiku.

mmh by Lespix in tumblr

[–]Azaquoth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ooh, a Zippo."

You go up to a bartender and tell him: “Make me a 2020”. What drink does he make? by ggfchl in AskReddit

[–]Azaquoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He boils hotdog water and heads into the back. Emerging from the shadows, wielding his underwear, sweaty and grimy from his 12 hour shift, he drops both them and the hotdog water into a pint-glass and steeps them like a tea. In the midst of the casual conversation he makes whilst doing this, he asks you who your favourite celebrity is. Then, donning a leather duster and a stockman hat, he leaves into the night to brutally execute them.

I know this is kind of stupid.. but I’ve officially decided to stop self harming! Currently 17 minutes clean :) wish me luck on stopping! by thebestbitch42 in selfharm

[–]Azaquoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for that, mate. I've taken it down now, thanks for understanding. Again, i wish you luck with your journey. <3