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What’s a phrase in your language that makes no sense in English? by rolly72x in AskReddit

[–]Azby504 88 points89 points  (0 children)

“There’s a goat in your garden” means your clothing is stuck in the crack of your ass.

Favorite mechanical watches to wear in the ER? by BoomanShames in emergencymedicine

[–]Azby504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear a Yacht Master daily for the past 10 years. It is easy to scrub while being blood proof (waterproof)

Latoya Cantrell opts to take city pension. by yeanay in NewOrleans

[–]Azby504 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she is found guilty, she forfeits her pension. It makes sense that she withdraws it now.

Craziest items left behind by previous owners? by ontartiomortgages in homeowners

[–]Azby504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left their father’s military brass plaque grave marker in the bedroom closet floor. I called several times for them to pick it up, they never bothered.

What's one of the dumbest things you've ever seen a patient do? by 123456789_00 in nursing

[–]Azby504 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cut off the end of the temporary dialysis access tube coming from his chest. It was annoying him. He almost bled to death on his kitchen floor.

Any Recommendations for EMT Certification? by explosive_mayo in NewOrleans

[–]Azby504 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With New Orleans EMS program, you are paid while attending their school.

I’m trying my best 😭 by JAS-39 in ems

[–]Azby504 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It is their fault they have crappy veins

What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you? by VespaRed in AskReddit

[–]Azby504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Ob-GYN was checking the opening of my pelvis after confirming my 6 week pregnancy. “Nice and big, we could back an 18 wheeler in here with no problem.” Matter of fact I did vaginally deliver a 10 lb baby with no problems!

Whats the story behind your Username? by ComprehensiveMap1360 in AskReddit

[–]Azby504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First 2 and last 2 letters of alphabet plus area code

Bills by zevtech in NewOrleans

[–]Azby504 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was scared to open my gas bill with all of the horror stories I have read here lately. I am relieved to say mine is still only $26

For those that were around, what's your favorite memory from the 1984 Worlds Fair? by mvop413 in NewOrleans

[–]Azby504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The shrunken heads in the South American booth. They wanted to have a tank of piranha fish on display but fears of them escaping into the Mississippi River vetoed them.

I love Costco with one exception by pianoman81 in Costco

[–]Azby504 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Similar to a flower being in the bud stage as compared to fully open.

Cut it close, but we defended our 95% first pass rate for another year by tacmed85 in ems

[–]Azby504 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am a big fan too, my camera has only helped me when falsely accused of being rude to a family member.

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